| 00:00 - 00:03 | BEAR GRYLLS HAS ARRIVED IN THE WOODS |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | HE HAS MADE CAMP HERE |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | AND DUG A LATRINE HERE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | THERE IS STILL NO SIGN OF RAY MEARS |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | GRYLLS HAS ALSO HUNG A BOTTLE OF PISS IN A TREE |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | RAY MEARS WILL TURN UP YOU'LL SEE |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | HE HAS NEVER LET ME DOWN |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | MY FUHRER |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | RAY |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | RAY HAS GONE FISHING WITH LES HIDDINS |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | THEY LEFT FOR AUSTRALIA THIS MORNING |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ALL THOSE THAT LIKE BEAR GRYLLS LEAVE THE ROOM |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THAT FUCKING PODGY RAY MEARS HAS BETRAYED ME |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | FIND THOSE FUCKERS AND BRING THEM BACK |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I TAUGHT THAT PRICK MEARS EVERYTHING HE KNOWS |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | WHEN YOU FIND THEM, FEED THAT HIDDINS TO THE CROCS |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | DON'T CRY HELGA |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I WILL CUT THAT FOOLS DICK OFF WHEN YOU FIND THEM |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I SHOULD HAVE USED THAT GUY WHO EATS CORN FROM HIS OWN SHIT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | I THINK HIS NAME IS JON CAPE |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | RAY IS THE BEST MY FUHRER |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | RAY IS A FAT POOF YOU FOOL |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | HOW DARE YOU SAY THAT ABOUT RAY |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I'LL SAY WHAT I LIKE ABOUT THAT PODGY FAGGOT |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | RAY IS DEAD TO ME |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I BET YOU LIKE DRINKING PISS AS WELL |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | TELL THE TRUTH YOU LITTLE PISS DRINKING FAIRY |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I BET YOU DRINK PISS UNTIL IT COMES OUT YOUR EARS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | WHY HAS RAY DONE THIS TO ME? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I CAN'T BELIEVE PEOPLE DRINK THEIR OWN PISS |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | WHAT THE FUCK HAS THE WORLD COME TO |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | GO AND JOIN THEM IF YOU LIKE DRINKING PISS SO MUCH |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | RAY WAS LIKE A SON TO ME. I LOVED THAT BOY |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | HE HAS BROKE MY HEART |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I WILL NEVER FORGIVE THAT PODGY FUCKER |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | BEAR GRYLLS IS GOING TO WIN THE CHALLENGE NOW |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | RAY COULD HAVE HAD IT ALL |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | WHEN CAUGHT I WANT ALL THREE OF THEM SHOT |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | RAY PROMISED ME HE WAS GOING TO CARVE ME A LITTLE SPOON |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I'M NEVER GOING TO GET TO SEE IT NOW, AM I ? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | ALL BECAUSE OF THAT FUCKER HIDDINS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | WE'LL CARVE HIM ONE |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | THE BUSHCRAFT CHALLENGE IS LOST |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | I HAD MY HEART SET ON GETTING THAT CERTIFICATE |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I ALWAYS KNEW IN MY HEART PISS DRINKER WOULD WIN IT |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I MIGHT AS WELL END IT ALL NOW |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'M GOING TO MISS ALL THESE CHALLENGES |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I SHOULD HAVE TRUSTED MY INSTINCTS AND USED JON CAPE |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'VE HEARD CORN SHIT REALLY ISN'T THAT BAD |
