| 00:00 - 00:03 | So we'll go to Stop and Shop for the Turkey. |
| 00:04 - 00:08 | As far as dessert, it's Torta Fina in Babylon all the way. |
| 00:09 - 00:12 | We get wine at this place, beer over here |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | And Matt McNally's house is right here, close to everyone! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Facebook friends arrives at 3. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Jerry, Lisa...the entire gang |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My man |
| 00:27 - 00:30 | Facebook |
| 00:30 - 00:33 | Facebook friends backed out. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | All of them, made other plans |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Can anyone here who haven't been to a Facebook McNally Thanksgiving please leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOSE FUCKIN' ASSHOLES! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | THOSE BACKING OUT MOTHERFUCKERS! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | YOU DON'T SAY YES THEN CHANGE YOUR GODDAMNED MIND THE LAST SECOND ON THANKSGIVING! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Oh, the balls on them. Including the women... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | It's bullshit I tell you |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | These jerkoffs don't know the prep work involved |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I want to know what assholes were rude enough to back out! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Give me fuckin names now! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Jerry Castaldo, Lisa Vollaro, Julie Siano... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | THE ITALIAN FUCKERS?! THEY HAD BETTER PLANS, REALLY?!!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My man, one had a baby, another is allergic to cats.... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I don't give a shit if one had a baby with Garfield, how bout that?! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It's DISRESPECTFUL!!! |
| 01:55 - 02:03 | The McNally's worked their asses off to host. Gail shopping and prepared appetizers, Matt making sure there was enough alcohol and ice...even Aidan vacuumed! |
| 02:04 - 02:10 | These Facebook Fucks have time to do selfies, bitch about Common Core, discuss Scandal and Game of Thrones, put up recipes |
| 02:10 - 02:18 | But no time for a delicious meal? Have they ever had Debbie Vaccaro's stuffed mushrooms which is sooooooo good! |
| 02:17 - 02:26 | I want Natalie O' Donnell's guacamole dip, Lisa Huber's chef's salad, Jennifer Kroog's garlic mashed potatoes |
| 02:26 - 02:29 | Mary Getfield's hummas...top notch |
| 02:30 - 02:37 | Get this...Esperanza Morisi's oysters give me sexual energy of a 19yr old with a hard-on for 2 days straight! |
| 02:40 - 02:42 | Can you believe this shit? |
| 02:43 - 02:48 | I even bought Cards Against Humanity game for all us to play after dinner, it would've been hilarious dammit!! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | But forget it...now it's not happening because of these wusses! |
| 02:53 - 02:56 | What...I farted at the dinner table last year and now nobody wants to hang? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Everyone is turned off and offended |
| 02:59 - 03:03 | yet Lorraine Gallagher can do a selfie with Hilda's left tit and that's fine?! |
| 03:04 - 03:08 | It's ok...your left tit looked good. |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | I'm so heartbroken and hurting... |
| 03:18 - 03:27 | Dianna Lombardo's calamari was something from another world...it was like heaven in your belly. |
| 03:31 - 03:35 | That prick, Phil Getfield... |
| 03:40 - 03:49 | I would've even liked to see that Jamaican bastard and ask him why my fuckin' 401K is going down the tubes. |
| 03:53 - 03:59 | Christmas at the Boyle's maybe? |
