| 00:05 - 00:07 | There are casinos here, here and here |
| 00:07 - 00:10 | We'll take Sleepy and the rest on a pub crawl |
| 00:11 - 00:15 | Married and Dev will be late of course |
| 00:16 - 00:20 | That's fine. Married is going to be boning a beautiful blonde. It's all part of his personal development. |
| 00:23 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:23 - 00:25 | Mein Fuhrer |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | Married... |
| 00:27 - 00:29 | They're... |
| 00:30 - 00:32 | Married is only going for a footjob. |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | No penetration. Dev only wants a dance. |
| 00:50 - 00:55 | Sleepy, Snot, Ranj, Neo, Minesh, Fitness: you stay here |
| 00:56 - 00:58 | Everyone else: leave |
| 01:09 - 01:12 | I TOLD THAT FUCKING GIMP TO GET SEX |
| 01:12 - 01:15 | WHAT THE FUCK HAS HE GONE AND DONE?! |
| 01:15 - 01:18 | I thought he was over that bullshit! |
| 01:18 - 01:22 | I mean: feet? What type of a freak gets his kicks from that? |
| 01:24 - 01:27 | I'm so angry I could shit out a shwasticka |
| 01:27 - 01:30 | I've had enough of imbecile and his fetishes |
| 01:31 - 01:36 | I disown him. Do you here? I DISOWN HIM!! |
| 01:36 - 01:37 | But, sir, everyone is different |
| 01:38 - 01:41 | FUCK YOU, SNOTS! |
| 01:38 - 01:39 | I'VE HATED SINCE WARWICK! |
| 01:41 - 01:44 | Kish, you can't keep controlling everyone like this |
| 01:44 - 01:45 | Controlling? |
| 01:45 - 01:47 | You undermine my every decision, you cunt! |
| 01:48 - 01:49 | Everything I say, you go "Shit, mate", and take the piss out of it |
| 01:51 - 01:53 | This is a dictatorship |
| 01:53 - 01:56 | At Steptoe, you can act like a big-shot all you want |
| 01:56 - 01:59 | But I'm the Fuhrer here, remember that |
| 01:59 - 02:04 | Everyone says it's about the stag |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Fuck the stag! It's about me. Me. ME! |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | This has been the worst Box bash since Dublin! |
| 02:11 - 02:14 | I'd rather listen to Fitness read equations off a fucking chalkboard |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You're all shit friends; I'd rather be mates with Stalin! |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | And then there's Dave |
| 02:23 - 02:25 | Possibly a bigger disappointment than Married |
| 02:25 - 02:27 | With his fucking tick-box demands |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | He hasn't shut up about strippers since London |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | The tit. |
| 02:34 - 02:35 | This trip has been my personal Dresdon |
| 02:36 - 02:41 | Do you know how many spreadsheets and graphs and pivot tables I made for this? |
| 02:42 - 02:46 | How many hours on TripAdvisor, how many Lonely Planet guides I read? |
| 02:45 - 02:48 | We could have had a beautiful Box bash |
| 02:49 - 02:52 | We could have gone down in history as the best that ever done it |
| 02:52 - 02:55 | But I was let down by a bunch of sheep whose vocabulary starts and ends at "Shit, mate!" |
| 02:56 - 03:00 | Don't worry, we're not losers like them |
| 03:06 - 03:08 | This is a real let down |
| 03:11 - 03:16 | I can't believe how Married has regressed |
| 03:17 - 03:20 | I actually had him down as most improved boy 2012 |
| 03:20 - 03:25 | But I guess you just can't change some people |
| 03:30 - 03:36 | It's all about perception and all of you have failed to realise this |
| 03:37 - 03:40 | You are too busy wasting your lives having fun |
| 03:44 - 03:46 | Fuck this. I'm booking an early flight. |
