| 00:01 - 00:06 | we are talking to Craig and his ex |
| 00:06 - 00:10 | exploring his strange addiction |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | can you tell us about that |
| 00:14 - 00:16 | Well, it started one night when I farted |
| 00:16 - 00:19 | it was more than a fart, to be fair |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | excuse me... ahem |
| 00:21 - 00:26 | the first fart she did, I was shocked.. an then the fragrant aroma hit my nose, and I KNEW I wanted to lick that hole |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | it just overtook me and i knew right then that i had to try and shove my tongue as far as possible into her chocolate canal |
| 00:32 - 00:35 | and the taste was quite unique |
| 00:35 - 00:40 | away hey hey hey hehehehehehe |
| 00:41 - 00:46 | sorry.. sorry am no used to folk licking bums |
| 00:46 - 00:50 | wis it... wis it no A BIT SHIT ? heheh haha |
| 00:55 - 00:57 | dinny think its funny.. we are all individuals eh |
| 00:58 - 01:00 | sorry man yer a bit weird though eh |
| 01:01 - 01:05 | we'll try again though.. |
| 01:05 - 01:11 | so, yer sexual positions.. did they involve eating shite ? |
| 01:11 - 01:16 | no so much shite, but one time he had the skitters |
| 01:17 - 01:20 | it went doon yer chin, wisny meant ti |
| 01:20 - 01:23 | couldny even swallow it man |
| 01:23 - 01:25 | meant ti get a stiffy |
| 01:25 - 01:27 | and shes slavering shite doon her face |
| 01:39 - 01:43 | hows a guy ti get a hardon when his bird is spewing shite in his face.. eh.. eh ? |
| 01:43 - 01:44 | you hink its funny ya cunt |
| 01:44 - 01:47 | YOU try bashing yer bishop wi shite doon yer jaw |
| 01:47 - 01:49 | hink ah wis swallowing? |
| 01:49 - 01:51 | ye could have tried |
| 01:51 - 01:54 | im sorry |
| 01:54 - 01:55 | sorry... |
| 01:55 - 01:59 | jesus fuck man ya filthy cunt |
| 01:58 - 02:04 | so.. ye licked the rusty sheriffs badge an liked what you tasted? |
| 02:04 - 02:07 | we have a guy here who has something to say |
| 02:07 - 02:07 | whit ye want ti say ? |
| 02:09 - 02:14 | I LOVE LICKING ARSES |
| 02:14 - 02:20 | THE TASTE OF SHITE IS WHAT KEEPS ME GOING |
| 02:18 - 02:26 | MAN. I COULD SCOOP THE SHITE OOT HER ARSE WI A SPOON |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | IT'S LIKE CHOCOLATE MOUSSE BUT TASTES OF JOBBIES |
| 02:29 - 02:31 | thats ma burd yer talking aboot |
| 02:31 - 02:33 | SORRY im gonna piss |
| 02:33 - 02:35 | I'LL DO YOU IN YA CUNT |
| 02:35 - 02:38 | we'l move on to the next couple now |
| 02:39 - 02:42 | Craig and his girlfriend broke up shortly after this interview |
| 02:42 - 02:44 | It was sad as she had a tight arse |
| 02:44 - 02:46 | now he spends his time on Youtube |
| 02:46 - 02:51 | hoping to meet the girl of his dreams |
| 02:51 - 02:54 | if she smokes weed.. shes in |
