| 00:00 - 00:03 | ANGRYPUG has been spotted in our area of operations. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | His movements have been narrowed down to an area between Cranberry |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and Pleasant Valley. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He is inflicting heavy casualties on our personnel |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and their morale is deteriorating by the hour. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We cannot allow him to continue this. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Send the Red Shirt Army after him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Leader, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The Red Shirt Army... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The Red Shirt Army was already sent. None of them returned alive. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The only thing we received was a note that read "Taiwan #1" |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want all of the incompetent field commanders to leave my presence at once. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Taiwan #1?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What does that even mean?! Taiwan #1?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He's not even Taiwanese! He's an American, that looks like Alan from The Hangover! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Don't tell me that he cannot be stopped! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is madness and all of you will be held accountable if he continues! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You allowed him to take out an entire SS regiment with his "ninja car bombs". |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He sits in windows, perched like an eagle waiting to swoop in on its prey, |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and you never notice this! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | It's really hard to see him. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Do you not have eyes in your head?! Put on some Gunnars. Use ESP. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We cannot cheat. We will get banned. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then stream snipe him! Pull up his stream on another screen, hunt him down, and remove him. |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | It must be done! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | I don't care if takes two, three, or ten of you teaming... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | you have to eliminate him! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Once and for all! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Loot all of the .44 Magnums, take every set of spark plugs you come across, |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | deny him the tools of his treachery! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | It's just not that hard! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | He's one man. ONE MAN! |
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