00:00 - 00:03 | We set up the small field clock and scoreboard |
00:04 - 00:05 | We thought this would frustrate them. |
00:05 - 00:07 | Field lights are located here and here. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Every attempt was made to slow down their offense. |
00:12 - 00:15 | We even scheduled our most stubborn officiating crew. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Good, at least they weren't able to kick a field goal. |
00:19 - 00:21 | I heard they had been practicing it. |
00:24 - 00:26 | The field goal? |
00:27 - 00:28 | They kicked a field goal after scoring a touchdown. |
00:31 - 00:33 | They executed it perfectly and split the uprights. |
00:34 - 00:36 | They beat the Steelers 36-0 and advanced to the Super Bowl. |
00:53 - 00:58 | If you are not on the SCFL committee board or you are friends with BJ Schoggin please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is this shit??? |
01:15 - 01:17 | How can nobody stop them? |
01:18 - 01:23 | They just run all over every team that faces them! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What happened? Did the Steelers not have their best player show up? |
01:29 - 01:31 | How could they kick a field goal??? |
01:31 - 01:34 | They are a bunch of 7 and 8 year olds. |
01:34 - 01:37 | Tell me, how can a bunch of 7 and 8 year olds pull off a field goal? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Who taught them this? Tell me WHO??? |
01:40 - 01:42 | It was their coach BJ Schoggin. They practice it during the week. |
01:42 - 01:46 | What, are they tired of just running it in like everyone else? |
01:46 - 01:48 | It was something he thought they should try. |
01:48 - 01:52 | There are senior teams that can't even kick a field goal. |
01:53 - 01:54 | How can kids block that long? They are 7 and 8 years old!!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | All hopes of keeping the Patriots from going to the Super Bowl are lost. |
01:57 - 02:00 | We cannot slow down this team! |
02:00 - 02:03 | Surely opposing teams can just get first downs and run the clock out. |
02:04 - 02:08 | I can't stand to see their coach do that holstering of guns thing. |
02:08 - 02:13 | I knew it after taking the Freshman Broncos so far last year |
02:14 - 02:16 | This is what it comes to. A complete team domination. |
02:17 - 02:21 | I knew they couldn't be stopped. |
02:27 - 02:29 | This is complete bullshit. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Now next is the Cardinals |
02:34 - 02:36 | And they couldn't slow them down in their first game either! |
02:41 - 02:42 | They lost 28-0. |
02:43 - 02:47 | The Patriots have only given up two first downs! |
02:48 - 02:53 | Hell even Schoggin's hat pick kid is playing awesome. |
02:54 - 02:56 | This is not what we envisioned at the beginning of the year. |
02:56 - 02:59 | Only giving up two first downs and outscoring their opponents 344-24!. |
03:00 - 03:02 | How in the hell is that even possible |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, maybe your son can play on his team next year. |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is the worst night of my life. |
03:19 - 03:23 | How are they so much better than everybody? |
03:25 - 03:26 | Now the video of the field goal will be all over Facebook. |
03:31 - 03:33 | Maybe nobody noticed it. |
03:40 - 03:46 | When the video goes viral |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'll never hear the end of it. |
03:53 - 03:56 | I need to cry. |