| 00:00 - 00:03 | The person who disparaged your video... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | is a MOron called FastFreddie. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | He could be in Southern California... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But he gets McKenzie Brothers jokes, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | so he's probably in Toronto, Canada. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He's an outlier. |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | The other MOrons aren't like him. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Actually... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He is... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | He's one of the smarter MOrons. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The others look up to him. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you like motorcycle.com, please wait outside. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You said they were morons! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now you tell me they're MOrons! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I don't care how you spell it! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We cannot have motorcyclists... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | thinking for themselves! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You idiots wouldn't listen to me! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I told you from the start: |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | "Do not let Kevin Duke be EIC." |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Kevin has cool hair. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He looks like an ugly umbrella girl! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | But he can do wheelies. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Anybody can do that! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | With a dirt bike! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Any 12 year old kid... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with a crappy dirt bike... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | can do fucking wheelies! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Kevin Duke is just putting on an act! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | He frosts his hair, and he rides like a squid, but... |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | The man is a leader and a genius. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Next he'll have everyone thinking independently! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | We used to have only print mags. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | We controlled what people thought. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | It was easy with morons. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Now we have MOrons! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | All of the editors are MOrons! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | They have cool names, like Trizzle and T-rod. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Even the name "Evans" sounds pretty good. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | He spells it with a stupid "s"! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Don't even mention John Burns. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | JB is my favorite! |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They also have that smart guy. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Dennis can do anything with a GIF... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or a JPG. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The print mags are dead. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Thanks to that MOron, FastFreddie... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Soon we'll all be MOrons! |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I'm a moron. |
