| 00:00 - 00:03 | So as has been said, our informant was killed two hours ago by the Snowman Brigade. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They cite his malcompliance as the cause of his death. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Though we cannot validate this information. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | What we do know is that the Snowman Brigade has conquered our East Munitions Point, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | leading to a deduction of twenty five barrels of oil per hour. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And obviously if we send some arty there, we can wipe them out. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | It seems to work when I do it. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Führer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Srulik... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Srulik already has an arsenal of weapons and vehicles there! |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | I'm afraid the Arty Spam Clause of '41 will no longer work! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who doesn't want to hear my unnecessary mid-sentence pauses...leave now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I call tank spam! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Never trust that Jew and his tank spam! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | I've only beat him legitimately one time - it was because I was actually able to catch him off guard with artillery! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We cannot afford to keep losing men - we just can't! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I swear his two tanks is the biggest tank spam ever. The cheating bastard. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I've never seen so much spam in one game! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | If there's something wrong with me sending fifteen mortar squads in there and complaining about spam - |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | go ahead and fucking amuse me! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Ameer seriously just calm the hell down and get over it! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | No Red, he fucking tank spams! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Ameer, you have no idea what 'spam' is if you don't consider your arty spam! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh so now you choose to take his side? You make me so sick I wanna throw these pens! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Allahu Ackbar! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The tank spam pisses me off. |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I can't win because this pickle-dicked fartknocker always has to send fifteen fucking tanks per game! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I'd rather tongue-punch the fart box of Medussa! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Honestly that little French fuck with his oui oui oui baguette! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Yeah so what his baguettes are good!? I don't give a flying fuck. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He's not even from a good part of Canada! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | If I wanna hear French I'll ask a fucking poodle! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | People tell me that I'm jealous of his tactical capabilities... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | But yet here I am on top of the world! |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | With the power of the working class! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | My army... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | My army is full of conscripts and artillery! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And he wants to spam tanks to counter them? Pathetic! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I bet he mutes his mic now and again to laugh his wheezy ass off. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | His very cynicism is what drives me to the brink of insanity! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | My mustache is big to compensate for something! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay, Sandra, we all knew his penis is small. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Obviously there is no need to continue playing this game. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Srulik is simply too good to beat. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | We have lost. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The war is over. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Do me a solid and send a message to the Snowmen Brigade saying 'I am going to melt your frosty the fuckin' ass off'. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Those whores will get the message. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Carrot-nosed pricks... |
