| 00:00 - 00:01 | You have been warned |
| 00:02 - 00:04 | this caption has nothing to do with the video itself |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | because it only serves a sole purpose |
| 00:07 - 00:09 | it's a really dumb purpose |
| 00:10 - 00:13 | why does the chicken cross the road |
| 00:13 - 00:14 | because why not, Im just being random here |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | hello can I speak to champ? |
| 00:17 - 00:17 | you dont know champ? |
| 00:18 - 00:18 | well the answer is |
| 00:19 - 00:22 | JJJJJJJJJJJJOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHNNNNNNNNNNNNNN CEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! *dedededeeeead!* |
