00:00 - 00:03 | There were quite a few people who traveled to Emmaus |
00:04 - 00:05 | for the Wicked Wedding Birthday Halloween bash |
00:05 - 00:07 | hosted by Wicked Beaver here at Club 1. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Many were in costume and all had a fun evening. |
00:12 - 00:15 | It was the second time Club 1 hosted a WB Halloween show. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I thought the event was this coming Saturday... |
00:19 - 00:21 | so apparently you are incorrect. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The Beaver... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Wicked Beaver's Halloween Wedding Birthday bash was last week. |
00:34 - 00:36 | I'm afraid you missed it. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who attended the show but didn't have a number to text me can leave. |
01:13 - 01:15 | I saw the event invite on Facebook |
01:15 - 01:17 | but I never saw the notification it was the 31st! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How was I to know Halloween is October 31st? |
01:25 - 01:28 | Do I look like someone who dresses like a clown and begs for candy? |
01:29 - 01:31 | I missed the freaking wedding! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Kristin got ordained just for the ceremony! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Tex was going to become a table dancing father-in-law. |
01:37 - 01:40 | And I wanted to catch the bouquet! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, no one threw any flowers anyway. |
01:42 - 01:46 | I would have provided them myself dumb ass! |
01:46 - 01:48 | But sir, at least we have video of Wanted Dead Or Alive. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You know I hate Bon Jovi and his guitar player! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Who cares about that crap? |
01:56 - 01:57 | Why isn't Ronnie my fan club president? |
01:57 - 02:00 | I am as talented as Log and Julius combined. |
02:00 - 02:03 | I can change a guitar string while playing a drum solo |
02:04 - 02:08 | and it would sound better than anything LogTheLoser plays! |
02:08 - 02:13 | He always overplays Bobby McGee and Kristin hates it! |
02:14 - 02:16 | Can't he just play a simple beat for once? |
02:17 - 02:21 | Who does he think he is, Neil Peart? |
02:27 - 02:29 | I was going to dress as Obama this year. |
02:30 - 02:34 | I even baked Ronnie a birthday cake that didn't take three hours to make. |
02:34 - 02:36 | Not like the Johnzie dumb-ass. |
02:41 - 02:42 | So no wedding or birthday cake. |
02:43 - 02:47 | All because I didn't log in to check my Facebook page that day. |
02:48 - 02:53 | Yet I always check Lincoln's page for stupid photoshopped pictures of Tex. |
02:54 - 02:56 | His goofy face haunts me yet constantly amuses me. |
02:56 - 02:59 | But I didn't log on just this one time! |
03:00 - 03:02 | I was so tired of Patriots memes that I stopped going on. |
03:04 - 03:07 | He knows Brady and the team cheat. That's why he likes them so much. |
03:14 - 03:16 | When can I ever wear my Obama mask now? |
03:19 - 03:23 | I should have got a Trump one instead so I can at least wear it after he is elected President. |
03:25 - 03:26 | It's too bad Hillary won't beat him. |
03:31 - 03:33 | She is as evil as I am. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I heard Marty dressed as The Metal God and Lincoln changed costumes all three sets. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And I missed it all because I went to see a Disney movie. |
03:53 - 03:56 | At least they play the Gin Mill soon. |