00:00 - 00:02 | Aye! I took a shite in it hen |
00:02 - 00:03 | Boggin! |
00:02 - 00:05 | Aw fuck there he is... |
00:04 - 00:07 | Wit ye wanting darling |
00:07 - 00:11 | Are you the mad cunt wae the crocodile trying for a Burd? |
00:11 - 00:15 | Aye, how come? Ye want tae stroke ma reptile... |
00:15 - 00:17 | Naw yer awrite pal |
00:18 - 00:21 | Suit yersel hen I've got someone anyway ya trout |
00:21 - 00:25 | she must think I'm a pure mad mental girlfriend murderer |
00:24 - 00:29 | Don't blame her, it was a shock. You don't put "crocodile owner" on plenty of fish. |
00:29 - 00:33 | Wait till she finds out I'm actually Russian and in a Russian nightclub |
00:33 - 00:37 | And not in thurso, she'll lose her shit |
00:37 - 00:39 | She's cool with the crocodile |
00:39 - 00:41 | SHE'S COOL WITH THE CROCODILE!!! |
00:41 - 00:44 | Fuck off!! Really??? |
00:44 - 00:46 | Its true, your a weird and lucky bastard |