| 00:00 - 00:03 | HNU9FBGHAEUITGHIUOSDHBGJLGTH8Y7EWY589W34Y6H89U7I |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | BUTTS |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | BUTTS |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | BUTTS |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | BUTTS |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | YU LICKS BALLS |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | YUS HE DOES |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | INDEED |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | YOU LICK THOMAS'S BALLS |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | YOUR CAPTION HERE M8 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | YOU JUST LICKED ME |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | ITS TOO POWERFUL |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | THOMAS STOP! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | ITS TOO MUCH! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | UMM... |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | SO SAD M8 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | CRI EVARY TIM |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | YOU DUMBOS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | YOUR A FLYING ELEPHANT |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | GET IT RIGHT! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | SIR, YOUR PENIS IS SHOWING! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I KNOW, I KNOW! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | I LIKED IT! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | THANKS! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I APPRECIATE IT! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | GET OUT! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I NEED TIME! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HELLO LADIES |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | GOODBYE MEN! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | LOOK AT THAT HAIR! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | ITS EVIL! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | GET IT AWAY! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | CHOP IT OFF... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | IT KILLS ME RIGHT HERE |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | SO... KILL IT |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | PLEASE |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | PLEAASE |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | HELP MEH! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | OR DIE... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | ITS POSSESED ME! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | DO YOU WANT TO BE POSSESED |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | CALM DOWN, I LIKE YOUR HAIR... |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | KILL ME... PLEASE |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | IM GUNNA CRI |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ARE YOU? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I NEED A DRINK |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | STOP TOUCHING YOURSELF HAROLD |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | PLEASE... ITS WEIRD |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | ONLY THOMAS DOES THAT |
