| 00:00 - 00:03 | So let's talk about its metabolism. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Chlorampenicol goes through |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | phase II metabolism |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | But more specifically, |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | phase II glucoronide conjugation |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So we can use this for infants |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | as a broad spectrum antibiotic |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my Fuhrur |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the midterm grades are up |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | you received an 84 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | it was out of 200 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | anyone who couldn't make it to the webchat because they had to finish up their clinical case presentation, please leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT THE HELL |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | WHAT IN THE HELL DOES HE WANT FROM US |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | FIRST HE TELLS USE THAT CLADINOSE IS REQUIRED |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | AND NOW A CYCLIC CARBAMATE COMES ALONG |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | AND REPLACES IT COMPLETELY |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | TO HELL WITH S.A.R. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | AND DON'T GET ME STARTED ON RIDICULOUS NAME ORIGINS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | OH THAT'S COOL, IT'S CALLED CLINDAMYCIN BECAUSE OF THAT Cl |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | MY FURER, DON'T FORGET ABOUT HOW YOU CAN ADD A PALMITATE ESTER TO MASK THE BAD TASTE |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | OH I'M SORRY, I THOUGHT WE WERE A PHARMACY, NOT A GIRL AND THE GOAT |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | MY FUHRER, SOME PATIENTS CANNOT TOLERATE THE TASTE |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | WHEN I WAS ON IT, I THOUGHT IT WAS SO GOOD |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | THAT I MISTAKENED IT FOR A STRUDEL |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | AND DID YOU EVEN LOOK AT |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | THE STARTING LETTERS FOR DALFOPRISTIN |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | DAESOPRISTIN IS WHAT THIS DRUG SHOULD BE CALLED |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | DIETHYL AMINO ETHYL SULFONYL: DAES |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | THEN HE MAKES US DRAW ADDITIONAL STEPS TO METABOLIC TRANSFORMATIONS AND THEN CROSSES THEM OUT IMMEDIATELY AFTER |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I HAD THOSE BOND ANGLES PERFECT FOR MERCAPTURIC ACID |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | AND TEDIZOLID, I DON'T CARE THAT YOU DON'T HAVE THAT ANNOYING MORPHOLINE RING ANYMORE |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I like my alcohol too much to add a methyl tetrazole ring |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I'll deal with linezolid and the extra metabolites in my urine |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | both final products are inactive anyways |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | and tigecycline |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | WHY ARE WE DISPENSING A MEDICATION WITH A BBW FOR INCREASED MORTALITY |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | JUST GIVE THEM DEMECLOCYCLINE |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | AND TELL THEM TO AVOID PICTURES |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | THE BIGGER PROBLEM IS MILK AND ANTACIDS |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | POSITION 10-11-12 IS NOTHING BUT PROBLEMS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | don't worry, i'm sure he knows about soymilk interacting as well |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | maybe I should just start reading the textbook |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Foye can't possibly be bigger than undergraduate biology textbook |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | and the sanford guide shouldn't be too hard to memorize |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Patrick, grab me a glass of water |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'm currently on a sulfonamide antibiotic and I don't want to hurt when I pee |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather take another medchem exam than pee out crystals again |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | where's my pencil |
