| 00:00 - 00:03 | Today we will cover the essentials of contract law in one easy lecture. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | First, you need to establish an offer and an acceptance. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Say the offeror is over here... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | and the offeree is over here... |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Then we will apply the postal acceptance rule. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Oh, I see, and then you have an enforceable agreement? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Is that it? Is that all there is to it? That seems straightforward enough. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer, there's... um... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | There's a little more to it. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Just 3,000 other cases on consideration, intention to create legal relations... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Terms, breach and remedies. And that's just Semester 1. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone but my tutorial group, get out! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHAT ON EARTH IS GOING ON HERE? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I LOST TRACK AFTER THE FIRST THREE WEEKS. |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | ESTOPPEL? WHAT THE HELL IS ESTOPPEL? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Consideration? They don't even use English words properly! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I tell you, I've had it up to here with specific performance! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And don't get me started on the UCTA! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | What is reasonable? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | What is fair? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, you must calm down and apply the case law! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I'LL SHOW YOU UNJUST ENRICHMENT! I'LL SHOW YOU A BIG FAT QUANTUM MERUIT! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Fuhrer, this is unconscionable... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Oh, study law, they said! It'll be fun they said! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Spend the best years of your life studying stupid Victorian cases |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | about carbolic smoke balls, opera singers with laryngitis and broken mill shafts! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I don't care about the officious bystander! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I don't care about the Moorcock principle! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | If I hear the words "force majeure" one more time |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I swear I'm going to explode! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | CONTRACT LAW IS SO RETARDED! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | The entire subject should be wiped off the face of the earth. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why don't we just have torts? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Ginger beer and snails and unlawfulness... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I like unlawfulness! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Privity of contract! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Illegality! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Economic duress! |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Damn them all! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I've never been so bored in all my life! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | CONTRACT JUST DOESN'T FLOAT MY BOAT! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Never mind, wait until he gets to Equity. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Oh, I feel so empty and old... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Is it too late to transfer to something useful... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Like a Fine Arts degree? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Give law the flick... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Even Fuller and Perdue doesn't please me anymore... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | I think it's a total failure of consideration. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Consider this contract ... terminated. |
