| 00:01 - 00:07 | And now, breaking news from London! |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | It has been announced that, indeed, |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | The Sunday 'Strictly Come Dancing' results show.... |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | ....is in fact..... |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | RECORDED ON A SATURDAY!!! |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | The news broke after Tess Daly..... |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | ...(Claudia is the one with one eyebrow)... |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | ...left a bit of spinach on her teeth.... |
| 00:39 - 00:42 | ....thus giving away the BBC's shameful secret! |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | You heard it here first folks!! |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | LONG LIVE SIR BRUCIE!! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | BRING BACK DANIEL O'DONNELL!! |
