00:00 - 00:03 | We've heard Greg Manning has made inquiries |
00:04 - 00:05 | he could be booking for as many as 12 |
00:05 - 00:07 | and it's looking like the Vines resort |
00:08 - 00:12 | we suspect they will want to play both our courses |
00:12 - 00:15 | and 27 holes at Joondalup. |
00:17 - 00:19 | Maybe he has not made up his mind yet |
00:19 - 00:21 | he might not be serious. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mr Chairman |
00:27 - 00:28 | I think... |
00:31 - 00:33 | I think he is serious about staging the 2016 KNOBS Torrrr |
00:34 - 00:36 | at The Vines resort. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has never heard of a KNOBS Torrrr leave now. |
01:13 - 01:15 | HOW THE FUCK COULD YOU LET THIS HAPPEN!!!!! |
01:15 - 01:17 | YOU BUNCH OF BLOODY IDIOTS!!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA WHAT THOSE PRICKS GET UP TO? |
01:25 - 01:28 | DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE TO DEAL WITH NOW? |
01:29 - 01:31 | WE NEED TO CANCEL THE BOOKING!! |
01:31 - 01:34 | DO WHAT EVER YOU HAVE TO DO STOP THIS TORRRRR!!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I DON'T CARE WHAT YOU TELL THEM!!!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | TELL THEM ANYTHING 'TELL THEM WE CLOSED FOR RENOVATION!!! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mr Chairman,you may be overreacting a little? |
01:42 - 01:46 | WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU I WILL SHOOT YOU IN THE HEAD??!! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mr Chairman I'm the head Pro. |
01:48 - 01:52 | YOU STUPID PRICK HOW DID YOU GET A JOB HERE??!! |
01:53 - 01:54 | MARK SOLOMONS HAVE YOU HEARD OF HIM? |
01:56 - 01:57 | HE WILL BEAT YOU OFF THE SHOULDER PLAYING OFF A 12 HANDICAP! |
01:57 - 02:00 | WHAT'S THAT GOING TO DO FOR YOUR CONFIDENCE!!!!????? |
02:00 - 02:03 | HE MAKES A MOCKERY OF THE HANDICAP SYSTEM!!! |
02:04 - 02:08 | HE WINS BEST PLAYER EVERY YEAR!!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | AND IT DRIVES SAM WALKER UP THE FUCKING WALL!!!! |
02:14 - 02:16 | AND ITS ALL BECAUSE OF THE FINES MASTER THE BIGGEST KNOB OF ALL!!! |
02:17 - 02:21 | HE WEARS THE RUSSIAN HAT JUST LIKE THAT DICKHEAD STALIN!!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | You pricks know who I'm talking about |
02:30 - 02:34 | how dare you.....do you have no respect |
02:34 - 02:36 | for this great club? |
02:41 - 02:42 | I can't believe... |
02:43 - 02:47 | I CAN'T BELIEVE THE BIGGEST PUSS OF ALL... THE ANTICHRIST!! |
02:48 - 02:53 | TIM KNOX WILL BE COMING HERE!!! |
02:54 - 02:56 | NOT TO MENTION THE REST OF THEM |
02:56 - 02:59 | ACUTT,NAPIER,FORMAN AND THE TOKEN DUTCHMEN DE WET |
03:00 - 03:02 | MICHAEL ALLISON SODOMIZED SOMEONES EAR DURING THE LAST TORRRRR |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok ....we'll leave the State |
03:14 - 03:16 | and then Smook |
03:19 - 03:23 | he shot over 60 for nine holes |
03:25 - 03:26 | over 60 |
03:31 - 03:33 | can you imagine him playing golf? |
03:40 - 03:46 | all we can do now is hope for the best but expect the worst |
03:46 - 03:49 | tell the barman to start stocking up on beer |
03:53 - 03:56 | and the Chef to buy more beans. |