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Strets, the Hoopties have almost taken over the whole Region So far, they have shown up in Mareeba, Atherton, Innisfail and Cairns South And now Cairns and Smithfield From what we can tell, they have also taken over Regional Office They have infiltrated the Station Officer ranks. Some with less than 5 years experience It will be ok, there is more of us than them

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00:00 - 00:03Strets, the Hoopties have almost taken over the whole Region
00:04 - 00:05So far, they have shown up in Mareeba, Atherton, Innisfail and Cairns South
00:05 - 00:07And now Cairns and Smithfield
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, they have also taken over Regional Office
00:12 - 00:15They have infiltrated the Station Officer ranks. Some with less than 5 years experience
00:17 - 00:19It will be ok, there is more of us than them
00:19 - 00:21They will never be as good as us
00:24 - 00:26Strets.....
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They are now Inspectors
00:34 - 00:36The only non Hoopties are First Class Fires and a couple of burnt out Station Officers
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who is a Hooptie, get out of the room
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck did this happen!
01:15 - 01:17We are surrounded by these idiots and now they are my boss!
01:18 - 01:23Jarvis, Marsh, Beck, Coco, Nolan
01:25 - 01:28Backalackas, Balmer, Fleming, Clarke, Georgeson
01:29 - 01:31Don't worry Lorain
01:31 - 01:34All this hard work
01:34 - 01:37To make it to Station Officer
01:37 - 01:40What does it take Romper!
01:40 - 01:42Strets I just want to go surfing
01:42 - 01:46Surfing! We are talking Hooptie world domination
01:46 - 01:48Strets, I don't know what a Hooptie is
01:48 - 01:52You don't know what a Hooptie is! What are you from fucking Brisbane!
01:53 - 01:54Brisbane!!
01:56 - 01:57Thats it
01:57 - 02:00I have just worked out how to fix this mess
02:00 - 02:03We have to get Hoopties into Brisbane
02:04 - 02:08Hooptie Station Officers at Roma Street
02:08 - 02:13Hooptie Inspectors at Kemp Place
02:14 - 02:16Ha ha its a brilliant plan!
02:17 - 02:21Only one person is responsible! and thats the king Hooptie. Weston!!
02:27 - 02:29Romper, Lobbie, Nick you have to help me
02:30 - 02:34There has to be a way. No good me coming up with an idea
02:34 - 02:36Because every time I do, none of you assholes pay any attention
02:41 - 02:42Romper stop thinking about Lombok!
02:43 - 02:47Is it to much to ask!
02:48 - 02:53For you to listen to my calm, rational ideas
02:54 - 02:56Which are delivered without any emotion!!!
02:56 - 02:59Weston doesn't care whether you put fires out
03:00 - 03:02Or cut people out of cars
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Lorain, hes only talking about hoopties who have a job
03:14 - 03:16He doesn't care if you jump into dangerous rivers to save people
03:19 - 03:23He only cares about one thing
03:25 - 03:26He wants to become King Hooptie
03:31 - 03:33Of Hooptie Kingdom. Romper there is no surf in Hooptie Kingdom
03:40 - 03:46There is only one answer to this mess. I have to become one of them
03:46 - 03:49I have to become a Hooptie Station Officer
03:53 - 03:56And move to Brisbane