00:00 - 00:03 | Strets, the Hoopties have almost taken over the whole Region |
00:04 - 00:05 | So far, they have shown up in Mareeba, Atherton, Innisfail and Cairns South |
00:05 - 00:07 | And now Cairns and Smithfield |
00:08 - 00:12 | From what we can tell, they have also taken over Regional Office |
00:12 - 00:15 | They have infiltrated the Station Officer ranks. Some with less than 5 years experience |
00:17 - 00:19 | It will be ok, there is more of us than them |
00:19 - 00:21 | They will never be as good as us |
00:24 - 00:26 | Strets..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | They... |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are now Inspectors |
00:34 - 00:36 | The only non Hoopties are First Class Fires and a couple of burnt out Station Officers |
00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who is a Hooptie, get out of the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | How the fuck did this happen! |
01:15 - 01:17 | We are surrounded by these idiots and now they are my boss! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Jarvis, Marsh, Beck, Coco, Nolan |
01:25 - 01:28 | Backalackas, Balmer, Fleming, Clarke, Georgeson |
01:29 - 01:31 | Don't worry Lorain |
01:31 - 01:34 | All this hard work |
01:34 - 01:37 | To make it to Station Officer |
01:37 - 01:40 | What does it take Romper! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Strets I just want to go surfing |
01:42 - 01:46 | Surfing! We are talking Hooptie world domination |
01:46 - 01:48 | Strets, I don't know what a Hooptie is |
01:48 - 01:52 | You don't know what a Hooptie is! What are you from fucking Brisbane! |
01:53 - 01:54 | Brisbane!! |
01:56 - 01:57 | Thats it |
01:57 - 02:00 | I have just worked out how to fix this mess |
02:00 - 02:03 | We have to get Hoopties into Brisbane |
02:04 - 02:08 | Hooptie Station Officers at Roma Street |
02:08 - 02:13 | Hooptie Inspectors at Kemp Place |
02:14 - 02:16 | Ha ha its a brilliant plan! |
02:17 - 02:21 | Only one person is responsible! and thats the king Hooptie. Weston!! |
02:27 - 02:29 | Romper, Lobbie, Nick you have to help me |
02:30 - 02:34 | There has to be a way. No good me coming up with an idea |
02:34 - 02:36 | Because every time I do, none of you assholes pay any attention |
02:41 - 02:42 | Romper stop thinking about Lombok! |
02:43 - 02:47 | Is it to much to ask! |
02:48 - 02:53 | For you to listen to my calm, rational ideas |
02:54 - 02:56 | Which are delivered without any emotion!!! |
02:56 - 02:59 | Weston doesn't care whether you put fires out |
03:00 - 03:02 | Or cut people out of cars |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Lorain, hes only talking about hoopties who have a job |
03:14 - 03:16 | He doesn't care if you jump into dangerous rivers to save people |
03:19 - 03:23 | He only cares about one thing |
03:25 - 03:26 | He wants to become King Hooptie |
03:31 - 03:33 | Of Hooptie Kingdom. Romper there is no surf in Hooptie Kingdom |
03:40 - 03:46 | There is only one answer to this mess. I have to become one of them |
03:46 - 03:49 | I have to become a Hooptie Station Officer |
03:53 - 03:56 | And move to Brisbane |