00:00 - 00:03Strets, the Hoopties have almost taken over the whole Region
00:04 - 00:05So far, they have shown up in Mareeba, Atherton, Innisfail and Cairns South
00:05 - 00:07And now Cairns and Smithfield
00:08 - 00:12From what we can tell, they have also taken over Regional Office
00:12 - 00:15They have infiltrated the Station Officer ranks. Some with less than 5 years experience
00:17 - 00:19It will be ok, there is more of us than them
00:19 - 00:21They will never be as good as us
00:24 - 00:26Strets.....
00:27 - 00:28They...
00:31 - 00:33They are now Inspectors
00:34 - 00:36The only non Hoopties are First Class Fires and a couple of burnt out Station Officers
00:53 - 00:58Anyone who is a Hooptie, get out of the room
01:13 - 01:15How the fuck did this happen!
01:15 - 01:17We are surrounded by these idiots and now they are my boss!
01:18 - 01:23Jarvis, Marsh, Beck, Coco, Nolan
01:25 - 01:28Backalackas, Balmer, Fleming, Clarke, Georgeson
01:29 - 01:31Don't worry Lorain
01:31 - 01:34All this hard work
01:34 - 01:37To make it to Station Officer
01:37 - 01:40What does it take Romper!
01:40 - 01:42Strets I just want to go surfing
01:42 - 01:46Surfing! We are talking Hooptie world domination
01:46 - 01:48Strets, I don't know what a Hooptie is
01:48 - 01:52You don't know what a Hooptie is! What are you from fucking Brisbane!
01:53 - 01:54Brisbane!!
01:56 - 01:57Thats it
01:57 - 02:00I have just worked out how to fix this mess
02:00 - 02:03We have to get Hoopties into Brisbane
02:04 - 02:08Hooptie Station Officers at Roma Street
02:08 - 02:13Hooptie Inspectors at Kemp Place
02:14 - 02:16Ha ha its a brilliant plan!
02:17 - 02:21Only one person is responsible! and thats the king Hooptie. Weston!!
02:27 - 02:29Romper, Lobbie, Nick you have to help me
02:30 - 02:34There has to be a way. No good me coming up with an idea
02:34 - 02:36Because every time I do, none of you assholes pay any attention
02:41 - 02:42Romper stop thinking about Lombok!
02:43 - 02:47Is it to much to ask!
02:48 - 02:53For you to listen to my calm, rational ideas
02:54 - 02:56Which are delivered without any emotion!!!
02:56 - 02:59Weston doesn't care whether you put fires out
03:00 - 03:02Or cut people out of cars
03:04 - 03:07It's okay Lorain, hes only talking about hoopties who have a job
03:14 - 03:16He doesn't care if you jump into dangerous rivers to save people
03:19 - 03:23He only cares about one thing
03:25 - 03:26He wants to become King Hooptie
03:31 - 03:33Of Hooptie Kingdom. Romper there is no surf in Hooptie Kingdom
03:40 - 03:46There is only one answer to this mess. I have to become one of them
03:46 - 03:49I have to become a Hooptie Station Officer
03:53 - 03:56And move to Brisbane