Intelligence has revealed an American conspiracy to harm the North Korean people.
The American imperialists are legalizing cannabis to spread their modified variety.
Seeds have already been scattered by airplane along the South Korean border,
and people are left without resistance to capitalist propaganda.
The Supreme Leader has introduced a ban inspired by human rights role model, Norway. Freedom role model, Norway.
Central aspects of the Norwegian model include eavesdropping and surveillance, drug sniffing dogs, hair, saliva, urine and blood testing,
and reeducation, explaining how dangerous cannabis is.
Reporting people is encouraged. Prevention is the key to success!