| 00:04 - 00:05 | travelling at 180kph around the ring road |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | slowed to about 120kph along this bit |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He'd left London early in the morning |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and is believed to be carrying rocket launchers to rebels in the city |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Can you not stop the fat bastard, he's not hard to see? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | and riding a flying sofa. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Boss man... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | He's, umm... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Not on a Pan european |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He's on a monkey bike |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you've ever ridden a monkey bike, get out of my office. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You incompetent twats |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | a fucking monkey bike !! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How the fuck did he pass the front line? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | They couldn't hit the side of a fucking barn with a spade |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did they even see him or were they too busy wanking? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Those readers wives dropped to the front line have ruined us |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Soldiers wanking everywhere, up to their knees in cock juice in the trenches. |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | dropping shaggable staff would be a much better idea |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But who are we going to shag if we drop them all off at the front line |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I don't give a fuck |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Boss, I need to sew my wild oats |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You look like a queer, go fuck a soldier |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I just don't fucking believe it |
| 01:56 - 02:03 | a fat bastard on a monkey bike makes it from calais to Berlin in one piece |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck else has gotten through? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Who the fuck else has gotten through? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We'll have fucking smiler through next in his denim jacket grinning like a mong |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | He'll even probably manage not to crash |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | find and burn all cg125's |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | That should stop him |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | failing that, line the roads with crisp packets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | walkers cheese and onion or doritoes |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We'll find him in a ditch is he makes it over the border |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I suppose we'll have to do with lays |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'm not splashing out on walkers bags of fresh air |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | robbing cunts |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | who the fuck pays out for expensive crisps? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | only dole claimants splashing out |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, walkers are not that expensive |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | If maramalade reaches the centre |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | we're all fucked |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | rocket launchers pointed up our arse |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | it'll be time to kiss your arse goodbye |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We must use all resources to stop him |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | speed cameras, camera vans |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Even a bed of nails if we must |
