| 00:00 - 00:03 | You asked for a new wiring harness, a CDI kit, US spec parts including... |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | heads, cylinders, silencers and pistons. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We've tried looking everywhere for it |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | but nobody seems to have the parts you want. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Infact, some don't even know what an RD350 is. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | You say people don't know what an RD350 is? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | 2-stroke, 350cc, big-bike killer |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My Lord... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We suggest... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We suggest you buy a brand new KTM 390 instead. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | It's available everywhere. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you haven't seen, heard, or ridden an RD350, step outside |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Buy a new KTM 390??? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | You're actually fucking saying that??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Do you even know how long this has been my dream? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | To have my very own, freshly restored RD350 |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'd die before I buy a new KTM 390 |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | There are so many people who own RD350s |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And you can't find one guy who can help me out? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Even yesterday I saw one on the road. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | My Lord, think practically. Your RD350 can never outrun a KTM 390. |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Who says I want to race fool? I'm not in college anymore. |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My Lord, it is still no point! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Then you have never known the joy of riding this motorcycle! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Racing on our roads is for dumb-fucks. |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | A well-setup RD350 is like a streamlined butterfly |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The smoothness, the nimbleness, the sound... |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | You can go slow and still get fucking noticed! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And whenever you manage to hit an empty stretch of road |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Just whack open the throttle in the power band and the front wheel comes up |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Your heart just skips a few beats with joy. |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And everything behind gets lost in a hazy blue cloud of smoke |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Can a KTM 390 give you this feeling? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | All I wanted was a few parts to bring my RD back |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | to an original, pristine running condition. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Bloody hell!!! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I read manuals, bought speakers and watched Youtube videos of RDs all day. |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I even watched that Jackie Shroff movie just for the bike. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I hate Shakti Kapoor even more now. |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I had even planned a solo ride from here to Leh |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Just me, my bike, and the road. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok... He would have taken you next time. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | There is no respect for this bike anymore. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | People are just out to make money on parts. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I think I will sell it. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Book me a new KTM Duke 390. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | And put up an ad on OLX. 83 model, single owner, running condition. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Low-ballers and Jews stay away. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Price non-negotiable. |
