00:00 - 00:03 | It's been now almost 10 years since he moved out of Sydney. |
00:04 - 00:05 | He has been operating out of a church hall somewhere |
00:05 - 00:07 | here in the ACT. |
00:08 - 00:12 | He claims 30 years experience in MMA and |
00:12 - 00:15 | he is planning to build the biggest martial arts school in the ACT. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I want to know where is he going to get |
00:19 - 00:21 | the money to build this place. |
00:24 - 00:26 | My Fuhrer ..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | nobody knows |
00:31 - 00:33 | Problem is he has been bullshitting to everybody for a long time |
00:34 - 00:36 | that his mother-in-law will pay for it all. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who don't know that Dickhead leave the room now. Everybody else stay. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell is going on with that moron? |
01:15 - 01:17 | First he says he is going to join the Police Force |
01:18 - 01:24 | and now he is going to open up the biggest martial arts school with |
01:25 - 01:28 | 2 cages, 6 boxing rings, 2 X 600sq metre |
01:28 - 01:31 | grappling floors, medical rooms for doctors & physios |
01:31 - 01:34 | kitchen, full weight & cardio rooms, sauna, cafe, |
01:34 - 01:37 | stadium & seating, games area, internet facilities, classrooms, children's play area |
01:37 - 01:40 | and the bullshit goes on and on. |
01:40 - 01:42 | My Fuhrer, I saw him win an MMA fight |
01:42 - 01:46 | Even my grandmother could've beaten his opponent. |
01:46 - 01:48 | That fight made him look llike he knew what he was doing. |
01:48 - 01:52 | You people are stupid if you think this school is going to happen. |
01:53 - 01:55 | I've been hearing the same shift for 8 years. |
01:56 - 01:57 | He blames it on the line painter. |
01:57 - 02:00 | First he has a headache, then he has a heart attack |
02:00 - 02:03 | and then his daughter gets kidnapped. |
02:04 - 02:08 | Who's he kidding? |
02:08 - 02:13 | Then we hear more bullshit about |
02:14 - 02:16 | the ambulance transporting his girlfriend |
02:17 - 02:21 | crashed with a kangaroo and then |
02:26 - 02:29 | the helicopter flew in and took her back to Brisbane Hospital |
02:30 - 02:34 | instead of Canberra which was only 5 minutes away. |
02:34 - 02:36 | The story goes on and on. |
02:40 - 02:42 | Then he tells Richard they will |
02:43 - 02:47 | will become honourary police officers |
02:48 - 02:53 | so they can get into Qantico for training. |
02:54 - 02:56 | He has everybody fooled. |
02:56 - 02:59 | All he has is a church hall with a bucket in |
03:00 - 03:02 | each corner to collect the rain. |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's OK to cry, we all got fooled. |
03:14 - 03:17 | This idiot has a website which makes all these claims. |
03:19 - 03:23 | We need to find the line painter |
03:24 - 03:28 | if in fact he was hired to do the job. |
03:31 - 03:38 | We have to find the helicopter pilot, |
03:40 - 03:46 | the ambulance officers and the kangaroo |
03:46 - 03:51 | to unfold the bullshit. |
03:53 - 03:56 | He can then suck my dick. |