| 00:00 - 00:03 | So in Phase 0 they should have |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | a beautiful UI to impress |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | all the cutomers. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | I have received a new build |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and had a quick look at the UI |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And what did you find? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | How much jquery and bootstrap is there? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Iain.. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | the UI.. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The UI looks like shit Iain |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | There is hardly any bootstrap at all |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave except David, Jason and Dieter |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | HARDLY ANY BOOTSTRAP? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | HOW CAN WE SELL A SHIT UI? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Simon will be so far up my ass! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Hell be scratching the back of my fuckin eyeballs! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Did Robert not test anything? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | You had one fuckin thing to get them to do |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | PRETTY PICTURES |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and no one could tell them to do it? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Iain, I told them to work on the sync engine |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT SYNC DIETER |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | The sync is very important |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Take this pencil and shove it up your arse |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | SYNC ENGINE?? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How can I show this shit to the board? |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I won't leave that board room alive |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | WHUP Thats the noise I'll make when they fuck me |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Pack of fuckin amateurs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | You guys couldn't write a requirement to make a SHIT |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | How many times do we have to go over this |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Stalin didn't need requirements and look what he did! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Did you give feedback in the demos? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Or did you sit there like a pack of bitches |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Grow a pair of BALLS Dave! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | "Pretty Pictures"... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | KISS MY PRETTY ARSE! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We are all so fucked |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | No, just blame the team |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | They are too stupid to get better paying jobs |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You can convince them its all their fault |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Robert, you did a good job |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Well we better get ready for phase 0.1 |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Tell them to do the UI this time |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Dieter |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Im watching you this time |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Kick it into gear now boys |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Or ill send you to San Francisco with Steve |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Fuckin farmers |
