| 00:00 - 00:03 | As you all know Ashbury 2016 as been announced |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The first year we got done over by banditos |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | 44 Points shot here and 46 here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Last year was better but still sombreros were worn |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Once again big points were scored with 42 on Oakwood and 41 on The Pines |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Whats everyone playing off this year? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Handicaps must have been sorted by now |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Errrm |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Steves still off 18 |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Pete and Ben are still off 18 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | And Rosey still blagging a 20 |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If Keith has given himself a voulentery cut again for hitting a 24 then you all better fuck off |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you fucking joking this gonna be worse than last year |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Harry has been on 20 since he was fucking 13 |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | Sam K hasnt got the balls to drop to a fucking 18 because hes a fucking melt |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And dont get me started on sam n rodge...... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Its like a scene from cheese n chong coming down the 9th |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | No wonder snipple lost last year if their captiain doent even know his own name |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And what about Jamie with his yoyo of a handicap |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | one minute hes a 20 then his a 14 now hes a 16 |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | He says he only shot 46 points because he had a good round |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | A good fucking round are you joking |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | He says his golfshake said he was an 18 |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | You know what he can do with his fucking golf shake |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Im surprised hes still aloud in the group |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And now we have shea and his two amigos joining the group |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | ohhh i play off a 12, 13 and a 14, |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | well done to you, just coming to take peoples money are you? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It takes me 4 attempts just to get out of a bloody bunker |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | then hit every approach shot through every green. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and will my putts just drop in the hole? Like fuck they will |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I might as well just do a bonner and go about flipping fucking buggies |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | This year Colin Bontgumery is starting his golf carreer |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | With him and Rye playing off 28 and Keith cutting his handicap like he's self harming |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | What chance do we have? |
