00:00 - 00:03 | We'll start off in the Crannóg as usual. |
00:04 - 00:05 | There's a savage pint of Smithwicks there. |
00:05 - 00:07 | I've seen Paulie Hayes lick it off the counter. |
00:08 - 00:12 | On then to Ballybricken right on time. |
00:12 - 00:15 | No doubt Chris will show up late in Alfies. |
00:17 - 00:19 | It's perfect, it's beautiful. |
00:19 - 00:21 | He's done it again the beautiful man. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Mein Fuhrer..... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Edwards.... |
00:31 - 00:33 | Edwards isn't organising it this year, it's fucking Trev. |
00:34 - 00:36 | He's actually not even going this year for some reason.. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Please leave anybody who didn't make it in 2012, 2013 and 2014. |
01:13 - 01:15 | The man's a BUFFOON! |
01:15 - 01:17 | SHANE'S DONE IT EVERY YEAR! THE CURSE A JAYSUS! |
01:18 - 01:23 | THE SHITTY PUB REVIEWS IS ALL TREV DOES, THAT NOBODY EVEN READS! |
01:25 - 01:28 | OH CHRIST SHANE IS A GENIUS WHEN IT COMES TO THIS! |
01:29 - 01:31 | MIGHT AS WELL DRAFT IN TRAPPATONI. |
01:31 - 01:34 | PADDY DELANEY WILL HAVE MY HEAD FOR THIS! |
01:34 - 01:37 | NOBODY WILL BOTHER COMING NOW FOR SOME FUCKFEST OF A SESSION.. |
01:37 - 01:40 | THAT WILL HAVE US WALKING AROUND LIKE SPARE PRICKS! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Mein Fuhrer, Trev has been there alot, he's just mostly copied the same route. |
01:42 - 01:46 | IT'S THE ARTISTRY OF THE THING! YOU CAN'T TEACH THAT! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer it's actually easy.. |
01:48 - 01:52 | IT IS AND IT'S TANK YOU ABSOLUTE FUCKHEAD! |
01:53 - 01:54 | TOO EASY?! |
01:56 - 01:57 | WERE YOU NOT THERE TWO YEARS AGO.. |
01:57 - 02:00 | WHEN PETER HAYDEN ATE 32 CHICKEN NUGGETS AFTER 7 PUBS? |
02:00 - 02:03 | SHANE TRAINED HIM 'ROCKY STYLE' FOR THREE MONTHS TO DO THAT |
02:04 - 02:08 | WHILE OTHER MUPPETS IN THEIR XMAS JUMPERS AROUND TOWN HAVE 8 SHOTS DRANK BY PUB 3.. |
02:08 - 02:13 | PISSING UP AGAINST THE FOXY CHOPPER LIKE A SCENE FROM 'TRAINSPOTTING'. |
02:14 - 02:16 | "HEADS OUT OF YOUR GUTHER" IMPLORED DARREN EGAN |
02:17 - 02:21 | WHILE OTHER GROUPS WALK AIMLESSLY AROUND KNOWING FULL WELL THAT THEY'RE ONLY STALLIN'! |
02:27 - 02:29 | He's set up the Facebook event page way too early too. |
02:30 - 02:34 | YOU WANT TO HIT LADS IN LATE NOVEMBER WITH THIS STUFF.. |
02:34 - 02:36 | GET THEM WELL UP FOR IT! |
02:41 - 02:42 | PAUDI...JESUS CHRIST |
02:43 - 02:47 | PAUDI NOT A BOTHER WILL DRINK TWELVE IF NOT MORE PINTS OF KRONENBOURG! |
02:48 - 02:53 | WHERE IS HE GOING PUTTING SHORTTS ON THE ROUTE THAT EARLY?! |
02:54 - 02:56 | T&H'S WON'T EVEN BE OPEN.. |
02:56 - 02:59 | BENNY QUIGLEY WILL BE DRUNK AND TALKING TO GERMANS AFTER THREE PINTS |
03:00 - 03:02 | BANGING ON ABOUT CRAFT BEERS FROM MOATE?! |
03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry, T&H's will be open.. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe we'll just see how it goes.. |
03:19 - 03:23 | Get the SuperQuinn Fry in Paddy's first. |
03:25 - 03:26 | He does great eggs.. |
03:31 - 03:33 | And big......sausages.. |
03:40 - 03:46 | I CAN GUARANTEE YOU ONE THING THOUGH I AM NOT SETTING FOOT IN GEOFFS.. |
03:46 - 03:49 | Big self-important check shirt cunts with beards in there |
03:53 - 03:56 | Savage bar women though. |