| 00:00 - 00:03 | Coach Collins, we've set our lineups against the Royals for the World Series |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | I think we will be able to hold off their hitters |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | But we're playing 4 of 7 games in Kansas City. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That is going to present significant challenges to us |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Their fans are loud and will be a force to reckon with like we have never seen |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Yes, yes, I've heard about their small town fans |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | And we've already developed a plan to deal with this problem |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach Collins |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We were unable to... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We were unable to obtain Madison Bumgarner through trade or free agency |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | We simply can't beat them sir |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone leave the room now except the coaching staff, scouts, and player development personnel |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the hell were you thinking! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | How are we supposed to beat the Royals now you idiots!??? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | You allowed our club to get to the World Series without the only pitcher who was able to shut them down last year? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And now they have Rios, Morales, and Zobrist hitting in their lineup |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | This is just freaking terrific! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | We have that girly looking deGrom, and who is supposed to pitch in relief? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Bartolo Colon? He is as old as time and looks like a giant elephant! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And they will shut us down with Ventura and Cueto! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We can always score more runs than them in the later innings sir... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | How are we supposed to do that you fool when they have Herrera and Davis closing the game!??? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Coach Collins, we are from New York... |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Don't you give me that big city arrogance |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | This is the Kansas City Royals! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | They have dominated now for two straight years |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | They never stop, don't you understand?!!! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Dayton Moore has built a team without a single hole |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | It's like going up against an invincible machine! Just look at Salvy! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | How many times have we tried to beat and bruise him only to be shut down when he calls a game!??? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And there is no way to understand what he says! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I'm sick and tired of your big city excuses and sense of entitlement |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I need to call Joe Buck to see if he can help |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | I've heard that he is good friends with Mad Bum...maybe we can lure him to the Mets |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | And then maybe we might have a chance! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | We simply cannot win |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | This second rate lineup you have all put together is not enough |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | We must do something or the Royals will make us look like fools |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I don't care if we have use the Mafia to pay off umpires |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe get some of them to squeeze the strike zone on their pitchers to help our offense |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | We must do something, even if we have to cheat! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Your uncle...isn't he in the Mafia? |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Our season is over |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Royals are going to Take the Crown |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | And there is nothing we can do about it |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | There's Royal blue everywere |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | We'd be better off if we had just lost to the Cubs in the NLDS |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | At least then people would have something cool to talk about in the National League |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | So much for Marty McFly and his damn Time Machine |
