| 00:02 - 00:03 | Klaus tells me... |
| 00:03 - 00:04 | ...you just bought the new 1200 Bonneville |
| 00:05 - 00:06 | Staffordshire Triumph offered me... |
| 00:08 - 00:10 | ...a deal i could not turn down. |
| 00:11 - 00:14 | Tiko was just too good and offered to throw in a t-shirt |
| 00:15 - 00:17 | Fuck Tiko. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | He's still on the phone now... |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Let me speak to him. |
| 00:22 - 00:25 | Tiko? Do you not have any BMW's? |
| 00:26 - 00:26 | No. |
| 00:26 - 00:29 | We can't be seen riding the new Triumph. |
| 00:30 - 00:31 | No. We only sell Triumphs. |
| 00:31 - 00:32 | But the new 1200 Bonnie is fly by wire... |
| 00:33 - 00:35 | Everyone knows fly by wire is shit. |
| 00:36 - 00:38 | Not at all, i have the specs here |
| 00:40 - 00:41 | "Triumphs are better than BMWs" |
| 00:42 - 00:47 | That's what the specs say. In black and white. Triumph Bonnie 1200... |
| 00:47 - 00:49 | ...is much better than any BMW. |
| 00:49 - 00:51 | It also says i can give away free t-shirts. |
| 00:52 - 00:54 | Free fucking t-shirts? |
| 00:54 - 00:55 | You can stick your fucking t-shirt... |
| 00:56 - 00:59 | ...in your shiny new exhaust pipe |
| 01:01 - 01:02 | You little fucker |
| 01:03 - 01:03 | No chance |
| 01:04 - 01:07 | Tiko can kiss my arse if he thinks... |
| 01:07 - 01:09 | ...he can sell Triumphs to my gang |
| 01:11 - 01:14 | But i really want the new 1200 Bonnie |
| 01:14 - 01:16 | and i can have a Staffordshire Triumph sticker |
| 01:16 - 01:17 | Kiss my arse |
