| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mine Fuhrer we have terrible news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | The diving and boarding kit |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | is still stuck in Berlin |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | because of this, Tim and H are leaving Oman for good |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | They are taking their wives as well! |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | This is indeed terrible news |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Can't we pursuade them to stay? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Seedee |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | We have tried |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | ....and failed |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They will not stay |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | I want every LSP officer involved in buying and transporting this kit to leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a disaster |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | They are two top blokes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and we must not lose them like this |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and their wives |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Lynne and Mairi |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | What will become of them? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | They will have to drive manual cars and give up body pump |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | and who will feed Waggers? |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | We could always buy them automatic cars |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Automatic cars, do they have them in Fareham?! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Perhaps, but the petrol is expensive |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | So this is not the answer then dumkoff! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | And what about the Wkl Mess? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | The bar profits will collapse |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Do you know how much H spends in booze there? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | A lake of port will form! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Sam will be unable to drink such reserves! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | and she has Neil to look after |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | alone, God help her! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And what about those bloody ginger cats |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | They surely cannot abandon one? |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Think of the noise |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Bloody animals |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | And Poker |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | The WAFU Nick will win even more |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | and get even louder at the table |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | That winds me up |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | really winds me up |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Because Lynn cannot buy more shoes |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry hen |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | How will we survive without their hosting |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Without the fabulous dinners and duffs |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | that Neil loves so much |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | and so obviously |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | They will all be missed massively |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | They have been the life of the compound |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Good Luck xxxx |
