| 00:00 - 00:02 | Hi love. I think you should meet our friend. |
| 00:03 - 00:04 | His name is Prredhouse |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | I think you should buy me a drink. |
| 00:07 - 00:08 | Your breath smells |
| 00:08 - 00:09 | Thank you. |
| 00:10 - 00:12 | Have you ever been with a woman before? |
| 00:12 - 00:16 | Yes, once I was in love. With the woman from Bargain Booze. |
| 00:16 - 00:18 | What happened to her? |
| 00:18 - 00:22 | Well one night I went out on a fracking protest in the nude. |
| 00:22 - 00:27 | When I came back she'd gone and emptied out my fridge. Not a can of skol in sight. |
| 00:27 - 00:32 | So I went to the offy and downed a bottle of White Lightning and went straight to bed. |
| 00:33 - 00:37 | I got up at my usual time of 1:30am and realised I'd be alone forever. |
| 00:37 - 00:38 | Do you want to come back to my place? |
| 00:38 - 00:39 | Eh? |
| 00:39 - 00:40 | Do you want to come back to my place? |
| 00:41 - 00:43 | Your place? Have you got any booze? |
| 00:43 - 00:47 | Yes. I have two large bottles of Lambrini |
