00:00 - 00:03 | The stakeholders are meeting early next week. |
00:04 - 00:05 | to discuss the new team structure |
00:05 - 00:07 | in IQuest Cluj, and Craiova. |
00:08 - 00:12 | Gathering with management at FT technology, on Monday |
00:12 - 00:15 | closing the whole FT building Monday, here at the OSB, London. |
00:17 - 00:19 | The non-initiative time trackings |
00:19 - 00:21 | will cover our asses. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Schubert, |
00:27 - 00:28 | the FT lead... |
00:31 - 00:33 | hasn't extended our contract, |
00:34 - 00:36 | we're only booked until the end of August... |
00:53 - 00:58 | Leave, unless your name is: Octav, Zoli, Serban, Hunor, Cata |
01:13 - 01:15 | What was the order? |
01:15 - 01:17 | The non-initiative time-tracking was an order! |
01:18 - 01:23 | Who do you think you are? |
01:25 - 01:28 | What do they think is going to happen? |
01:29 - 01:31 | We're fucked! |
01:31 - 01:34 | Look what happened to the SJ project! |
01:34 - 01:37 | Our programmers are some irresponsible, childish, |
01:37 - 01:40 | lazy, dumbass mokeys typing on plastic keyboards! |
01:40 - 01:42 | I can't permit you to insult developers like this.. |
01:42 - 01:46 | They are cowards, traitors and failures! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, they are frustrated and looking for higher salaries |
01:48 - 01:52 | The devs in this office are the scum of all IQuest. |
01:53 - 01:54 | Higher salaries.. |
01:56 - 01:57 | They call themselves software engineers |
01:57 - 02:00 | "Yes, we'll solve responsive article rendering!" |
02:00 - 02:03 | "Yes, we will fix the functional tests!" |
02:04 - 02:08 | For years you've been only watching YouTube! |
02:08 - 02:13 | They've put every incapable Junior in my way! |
02:14 - 02:16 | What i should have done |
02:17 - 02:21 | is to make you install Windows and mount TVs on walls with the IT! |
02:27 - 02:29 | I'm not writing too much code, |
02:30 - 02:34 | but at least I write unit tests for them! |
02:34 - 02:36 | I'm the only one sustaining this project in all The Great IQuest. |
02:41 - 02:42 | And testers... |
02:43 - 02:47 | They were just clicking pointlessly from the very beginning |
02:48 - 02:53 | Submitting defects for every small glitch the find. |
02:54 - 02:56 | Yeah. That'll work. |
02:56 - 02:59 | And devs are just making the code worse than it was! |
03:00 - 03:02 | They should close their own stupid defects! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Adina, we all introduce bugs. |
03:14 - 03:16 | We are replaced by indians |
03:19 - 03:23 | Cori will kick our asses, we'll live on the street. |
03:25 - 03:26 | or worse |
03:31 - 03:33 | They'll move us to Vega. |
03:40 - 03:46 | But gentlemen, if you think I'll go back to Java 1.2, you're wrong. |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'd rather blow my brains out |
03:53 - 03:56 | ... "Git will be better" ... |