| 00:00 - 00:03 | There is a "VIP" Fainting Goat |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Golf Tournament |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Being held at Trentham again this year |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | All the previous jacket winners will be there - |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Crispy, Liam, Chopper, Pagey..... |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So prepare & clean my clubs, |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | I'll need a driver like Wokka...... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Mine Fuhrer... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Big T ........ |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Big T has not invited you...... |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He has a very tight policy - ask John Cody |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone that has drank with the "Dude" please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | I give you one fucking job, |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | So I can drink piss at Trentham |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and you can't get me an invite? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Who the fuck is this "BIG T"? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | He makes a couple of videos, orders a couple of shirts |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and he thinks he runs the comp? |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | He couldn't organise an orgy at a whorehouse |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Woody's waggle is better organised than him |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Mine Fuhrer -that's a bit harsh! |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Harsh but true & Woody knows it! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mine Fuhrer it is a well supported day! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | By who? A bunch of pissed hack golfers? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | I wanted to be pissed and fall over as well! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | like Skeeta in the shower that time |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | or Johhno at last year's BBQ |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | when do i get my turn? |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Like Chopper after 30 Bacardi Breezers |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Pagey even said he would get me home.. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I had the famous "Tweed" Jacket in my sights |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Now it's not to be because of that stupid Big T |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I thought I knew power |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | but Big T fucks me over everytime |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I wish I had an answer |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I promised him everything! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Find his weakness there must be something |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The rigged draw? Too many Cougers? His grey hair & shit swing? |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Pagey's concrete ball? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Maybe we can rig it with explosives |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Try the other boys..... |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry we all love Big T |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Lowy, Lachy, Jaye, Big Dave |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | They have all let me down and couldn't get me in |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Perhaps Sawry is my last hope.. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Or even Fingers... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I'd even drive Wokka to annoy A2 or retrieve one of Woody's thrown clubs |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Just to get a gig at Trentham |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | No Jacket for me.... |
