00:00 - 00:03 | Denhan will cover the northern perimeter |
00:04 - 00:05 | Burns and Chumbley are in town |
00:05 - 00:07 | we'll screw Kunkle |
00:08 - 00:12 | Bryant will cover the far eastern side |
00:12 - 00:15 | Mckinley will conquer the east |
00:17 - 00:19 | Rhoads to the west |
00:19 - 00:21 | Dunlap will cover the base |
00:24 - 00:26 | Oh, Shit |
00:27 - 00:28 | you haven't heard |
00:31 - 00:33 | Stumpy comes back on Monday |
00:34 - 00:36 | He won his grievence |
00:53 - 00:58 | all union employees get out, my subordinates who have "Bring back Stump" tee-shirt go stand in the hall |
01:13 - 01:15 | for f--k sakes |
01:15 - 01:17 | this is a disaster |
01:18 - 01:23 | I swear Stumpy can win a staring contest with the sun |
01:25 - 01:28 | he can squeeze water out of rocks |
01:29 - 01:31 | he flies around with a f--king cape |
01:31 - 01:34 | my dreams of firing have failed |
01:34 - 01:37 | this is worse than the time I couldn't get tickets to Clay Aikens |
01:37 - 01:40 | I wanted was to be the alpha male for once |
01:40 - 01:42 | but, you're not even 5'3" |
01:42 - 01:46 | with the lifts in my boots i'm 5'6" |
01:46 - 01:48 | you're kidding no one |
01:48 - 01:52 | you shut your mouth or I'll chop your dick off |
01:53 - 01:54 | then I'll feed it to my Hampster "Elton" |
01:56 - 01:57 | I had a brillant plan |
01:57 - 02:00 | I got the military invovled to help me get rid of that son of a bitch |
02:00 - 02:03 | but Randy some how shoved it up my ass |
02:04 - 02:08 | He had everyone rallying against me |
02:08 - 02:13 | I'm very hungry right now, I need coffee and bring me some bacon and eggs |
02:14 - 02:16 | and no hot sauce it irritates my hemorrhoids and it burns when I shit |
02:17 - 02:21 | those dumb asses out there, never knew I had a huge party planned |
02:27 - 02:29 | I even booked a band |
02:30 - 02:34 | I sent out invitations to my boss's and their boss's boss |
02:34 - 02:36 | I even invited the Mayor for damn sakes |
02:41 - 02:42 | I been hearing rumors |
02:43 - 02:47 | their going to send me down south again, I just know they are |
02:48 - 02:53 | don't you guys worry, I will take you with me |
02:54 - 02:56 | you pieces of shit are nothing without me |
02:56 - 02:59 | none of you f--kers are going anywhere in life |
03:00 - 03:02 | I'm even taking those two bitches outside my door |
03:04 - 03:07 | don't cry.... they cut his brake lines |
03:14 - 03:16 | they shove brooms in my ass |
03:19 - 03:23 | I won't go back, I won't do it. Tomorrow we die together |
03:25 - 03:27 | we all drink the kool-aid tomorrow |
03:31 - 03:33 | Keith, you will drink it first |
03:40 - 03:46 | I wish I could just shoot him, but we all know it would be the bullets funeral tomorrow |
03:46 - 03:49 | who was I kidding |
03:53 - 03:56 | I could never beat Stump |