| 00:00 - 00:03 | Everything is in place |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have targeted the sluts at Magen |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | and their vaginas are ready |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Guy has tested them all out at pre ulpan |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and said that they are all ready for use |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And Alex has got a 62 profile |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | so he won't be able to steal the pussy from me |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Alon |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The new results |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The new results show that the Machine got 82 |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | You won't be able to have all the pussy |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Anyone who has never seen the French girls apart, please leave now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You swore to me he would only have a 62 on his profile |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Now not only can he be in the artillery |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | But he could even be with "Ilan Egoz" |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The fucking French boy who pretends to be Belgium |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They will be tag teaming bitches in the Kibbutz pub |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Now I really want to commit Jonahside |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Girls are going to be volunteering to suck Mincey's dick |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | more than Leor volunteers to clean the toilets |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | This is the worst news I ever heard since Joan fucked the fat girl |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Shut up Zach you still owe me money! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Just calm down and say BANG BANG |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | When you speak it is more annoying then when Jonah says Kfir |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | All I want to do is fuck the Magen bitches |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | and now I am going to have to wank on my own |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | But in Shemesh's room. It's not fair that he has his own. |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Now I am going to spray it with all my own cum |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Even Goshen will get more pussy than me |
| 02:08 - 02:11 | And he can't even walk to the front door |
| 02:12 - 02:16 | Without doing the Harlem Shake |
| 02:17 - 02:20 | I just want Alex to |
| 02:21 - 02:23 | STOP IT |
| 02:27 - 02:30 | Bring Oliver Graham back |
| 02:30 - 02:32 | He would know what to do |
| 02:32 - 02:35 | But for now all I can do is watch Guy play GTA |
| 02:41 - 02:47 | I really hope we are watching 'Friends With Benefits' in the Moadon tonight |
| 02:48 - 02:51 | Or I will have to listen to Zach's shitty music all night in the Zula |
| 02:51 - 02:53 | Or worse, |
| 02:53 - 02:55 | Bar will make me make silly noises into a microphone |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And if he makes me make tea for him one more time |
| 03:00 - 03:03 | I swear that I will say PUTAIN |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's okay Roni, one day you will grow |
| 03:14 - 03:17 | Have you seen how much gel I have put in my hair? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | And I still haven't fucked any of the girls |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Including Yudit |
| 03:31 - 03:34 | I will wait for Michve Alon |
| 03:40 - 03:45 | And the Machine won't stop me |
| 03:45 - 03:49 | I will get the Magen Pussy |
| 03:53 - 03:55 | Putain |
