| 00:00 - 00:03 | Its the wifes birthday again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | She was in castlebar today |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | She was in all these shops |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Spent alot of your money |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Brant rock, lifestyle sports to name just a few |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What did she buy? I am sure its not that bad? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | You are making something out of nothing |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | She got a Diesel top and purple jeans |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | And a white fluffy jumper |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | 120 euro sir |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Its not that bad its usually alot more |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thinks she is a spoilt rotten leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Holy f***king jesus christ shit |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | What about the f***king new jeep |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The fucker only does 20 miles per gallon |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Probably cost 50 quid to get to castlebar |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Probably got a latte as well did she |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Anything else I should know about |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Did she even make dinner when she came home |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Dont tell me she bought pizzas |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | No sir, takeaway from the junction that eve |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | What the f******** k*********** |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | There was no half meals either the kids had kebabs and the likes |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | And what about drinks |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Coke was it? Sprite was it? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | How much was that |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | 40 euro I will bet ye |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | It doesnt grow on f*****ing trees you know |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What am I to do |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Tie her to the sink |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | She would probably run water all day and push up the water bill |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | You are looking at me judging me but you will go through it urself when you get married |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Sometimes I wonder if its worth it |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | You know the nooky and the likes |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I should have just stuck with palm and her five sisters |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Ahh who am I kidding |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | I still love her to bits and that tight ass |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Ohh that tight ass, never could resist that |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | She just shakes it infront of me and I go weak at the knees |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | You would too, I am not weak you know |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | She is my kyrptonite, I am powerless around her |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | She has a tight ass you know |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Christmas is next you know |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | There is just not enough time between birthday and christmas |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I am going to need ideas |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Ideas under 10 euros and she must like them |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Is it possible do you think |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Maybe |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Will just have to keep going I supppose |
