00:00 - 00:03 | I also believe that Obama should not be re-elected |
00:04 - 00:05 | But on to other matters |
00:05 - 00:07 | we have found that people are using Samsungs |
00:08 - 00:12 | The Samsung plague has started taking over everybody |
00:12 - 00:15 | We have found that there are now less Iphone users |
00:17 - 00:19 | That is ok for now, |
00:19 - 00:21 | Steinher has an Iphone 6 |
00:24 - 00:26 | My lord |
00:27 - 00:28 | Steinher |
00:31 - 00:33 | Steinher has downgraded to an Iphone 4 |
00:34 - 00:36 | to save for a Samsung |
00:53 - 00:58 | Everybody leave. Kiteher,Yodel and Krips stay |
01:13 - 01:15 | You're saving for a Samsung |
01:15 - 01:17 | And you downgraded to an Iphone 4 |
01:18 - 01:23 | Do you want to have those shitty little emojis |
01:25 - 01:28 | You make me want to buy a Nokia |
01:29 - 01:31 | I would rather the small keypad |
01:31 - 01:34 | I don't believe that a Samsung |
01:34 - 01:37 | will give anyone the HD quality |
01:37 - 01:40 | Or even the beautiful App layout |
01:40 - 01:42 | But sir the Samsung gives me face recognition |
01:42 - 01:46 | FACE RECOGNITION? what about a finger scan ? |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir Samsung has this also |
01:48 - 01:52 | I do not care for an instance about their faulty scanner |
01:53 - 01:54 | It does not work |
01:56 - 01:57 | Iphone's do not give you |
01:57 - 02:00 | A stupid little bent edge that is supposed to help |
02:00 - 02:03 | This edge does not work with fat fingers like mine |
02:04 - 02:08 | you do not understand anything about sausage fingers |
02:08 - 02:13 | I have just gotten used to Iphone touch recognition |
02:14 - 02:16 | It's hard to click small buttons with these fingers |
02:17 - 02:21 | you will never know the struggle, just ask Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | I think i'm getting a hernia |
02:30 - 02:34 | I don't know how to cure a Hernia |
02:34 - 02:36 | I might just ask Siri |
02:41 - 02:42 | But Samsung, |
02:43 - 02:47 | Samsung does not have Siri, does it |
02:48 - 02:53 | I swear that Samsung just doesn't have enough money |
02:54 - 02:56 | but still they make shitty cameras as well |
02:56 - 02:59 | Sony at least makes gaming consoles |
03:00 - 03:02 | I might go buy a Sony |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's alright, he'd never go there |
03:14 - 03:16 | But Sony is also shit |
03:19 - 03:23 | where did Iphone ever go wrong |
03:25 - 03:26 | I'd gas Samsung |
03:31 - 03:33 | But I may need them in the future |
03:40 - 03:46 | I want everyone here to spread the word that samsung, |
03:46 - 03:49 | is yuck and if you buy an Iphone, i'll give you |
03:53 - 03:56 | a free gassing Brochure |