| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir Its about the hen party |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Julie's hen party sir |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | the one in newcastle, starting at GOOSE |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | its been hijacked by UK uni students |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | even Azeem is making an appearance |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | So it's starting in GOOSE? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | can you ensure the trebles will be flowing? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir, |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | there won't... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | There won't be enough trebles for everyone |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Julie has had them all |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | If you don't have a red and black outift ready, get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | is this some sort of sick joke?! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | i bought a masquerade mask yesterday |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | and i've lost the fucking receipt |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | that's £12.99 i won't see again! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | My dealer even saved me 5g of coke |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | he's gonna be here in 20 minutes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | what the fuck am i supposed to tell him now?! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | That Julie drank all the trebles?! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir there's always ket? |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | no i don't want to K hole in the fucking toon |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but sir we could have a cheeky nandos before? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | but i dont have tight enough jeans for that shit |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | its overrated! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | It's on her last night of freedom |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | we should be hiring stripers |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | snorting lines of coke |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | strawpedoing hundreds of VKs |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | i've been buzzing for this for weeks |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | and my megabus ticket is non-refundable |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | i even booked a Holiday Inn, my plan was to bring Vicky G-shore back |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I've even heard Skepta was going to headline |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | He's my idol, i love his music |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | "act like a waste man, that's not me" |
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