| 00:00 - 00:03 | The protestors are advancing. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They infiltrated our Board of Regents meeting. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Their FOIA requests arent stopping. |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The op-eds are relentless. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 |
and
the undergrads are getting involved. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | We will maintain a unified front. |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | The status quo must be challenged. |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Herr Rastetter
Regent Sahai. |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Sahai is cracking. |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Sahai opened up to the press. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He said we dropped the ball. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | These will stay here: McKibben, Mulholland, Andringa. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It was an order! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Sahai was supposed to remain silent! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | The only person who gets pissed is me! And Terry! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | We are Iowa Nice, god damnit! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | The language of civility must rule - no exceptions! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Someone, quick, tell Harreld to keep his mouth shut. |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Who the fuck do these students think they are? |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | The students are a bunch of future workers! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Herr Rastetter, they are Iowans - |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Fuck that! Half of them are from Naperville! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Herr Rastetter, the University is for them - |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Stop talking about Higher Ed! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | What do you not understand about the bottom line? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Fuck Johnson County! And fuck the faculty! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | The faculty think they know things because why? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Because they teach? What a bunch of hog shit! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I will show them hog shit. |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And I know hog shit. |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Class sizes go up immediately! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Hire more adjuncts! Dissolve the graduate student union! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And just as the football team is winning. |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Aren't we supposed to be undefeated? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Do I have to address the fucking pink locker rooms? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | What's next, students actually learning? |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Whatever happened to our online profits? |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I thought that fucking Rec Center was going to pacify everyone. |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what about the new dorm? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Can't the students just give each other HPV and stay out of this? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Erase all emails immediately. |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Sally, keep it together. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Call Scott Walker. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | None of you are going to be reappointed |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Start packing your bags for your corporate positions. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Branstand and I will slash the budget on our way out. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Harreld can give a handjob to Herky for all I care. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Im hitching my wagon to Chris Christie |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Enjoy your fucking field of dreams. |
