The protestors are advancing.
They infiltrated our Board of Regents meeting.
Their FOIA requests aren’t stopping.
The op-eds are relentless.
… and… the undergrads are getting involved.
We will maintain a unified front.
The status quo must be challenged.
Herr Rastetter… Regent Sahai.
Sahai is cracking.
Sahai opened up to the press.
He said we dropped the ball.
These will stay here: McKibben, Mulholland, Andringa.
It was an order!
Sahai was supposed to remain silent!
The only person who gets pissed is me! And Terry!
We are Iowa Nice, god damnit!
The language of civility must rule - no exceptions!
Someone, quick, tell Harreld to keep his mouth shut.
Who the fuck do these students think they are?
The students are a bunch of future workers!
Herr Rastetter, they are Iowans -
Fuck that! Half of them are from Naperville!
Herr Rastetter, the University is for them -
Stop talking about Higher Ed!
What do you not understand about the bottom line?
Fuck Johnson County! And fuck the faculty!
The faculty think they know things because why?
Because they ‘teach’? What a bunch of hog shit!
I will show them hog shit.
And I know hog shit.
Class sizes go up immediately!
Hire more adjuncts! Dissolve the graduate student union!
And just as the football team is winning.
Aren't we supposed to be undefeated?
Do I have to address the fucking pink locker rooms?
What's next, students actually learning?
Whatever happened to our online profits?
I thought that fucking Rec Center was going to pacify everyone.
And what about the new dorm?
Can't the students just give each other HPV and stay out of this?
Erase all emails immediately.
Sally, keep it together.
Call Scott Walker.
None of you are going to be reappointed
Start packing your bags for your corporate positions.
Branstand and I will slash the budget on our way out.
Harreld can give a handjob to Herky for all I care.
I’m hitching my wagon to Chris Christie
Enjoy your fucking field of dreams.