Dr Maxim
268 views • 10/23/2015
Capital Bid Turned Down
| 00:00 - 00:03 | We have begun the final oppression of the sixth form |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Our plan to give them study space is going well |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | We have removed the common room sofas here and here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We will bring in desks and ensure that no students communicate |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | We wouldn't want them to have any free thought or enjoyment |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its not brilliant but it will do until the capital bid for a new sixth form centre it approved |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Only then will the sixth form understand that I really do have their best interests at heart |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Dr Maxim |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The capital bid |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The capital bid has been turned down, we do not have enough money to build anything |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | Whats more the sixth form do not like the changes you are making |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone except Mr Neylan, Mr Gukhool, Mr Blyghton and Mr Dyer should leave |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | What the fuck do you mean turned down!? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | In this school the results were just appauling |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | How can I be expected to keep my job when Ofsed turn up! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fuck all of the students! I cannot stand their free spirit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | They need to remember who is in charge here! Me! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | The sixthformers must be brought into line before I have to use the final solution. You are supposed to be the SS |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | But youre all just a load of secret skinner supporters |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Do I have to run everything round here. I wanted to help you see the light |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Dr Maxim the Year 13s have served under Skinner for 6 years how do you expect us to persuade them to believe you |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | I dont care. They need to understand that I have become god. I will deliver them salvation |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, you must understand that these sixthformers are very powerful |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I dont care if they think they run the school it is time for them to be brought to heel |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | They will never get into good universities |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Do you know how many people went to Canterbury Christ Church last year? 9! 9! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | How am I meant to look the head of Chis and Sid in the eye with those figures? |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | I am a laughing stock in the Bexley Heads meetings |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Townley have four fucking people go to Oxford |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | We had none! Not even fucking Dom Pimlott! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | You need to understand that I am the man to make this happen |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | And yes before you ask a music doctorate really does count |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | I have tried. I have tried to make them understand me |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | If they were all designed like me! A real grammar school boy |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Made of pure welsh godliness |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Then maybe they would go to good unis |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Not fucking Canterbury Christ Church |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | And if I have one more student that wants to do a BTEC subject like management |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | I think I may just cause a genocide |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | I am being made to look ridiculous |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I know how you all talk about me. You think that I am a new guy |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its okay Im sure he'll have a break down soon |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | All I have ever wanted to do since I was a boy was make people like me |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The students here are too happy |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | They do not know what hard work is |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I spend 12 hours a day everyday hoping that I can make them miserable |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Skinner is gone. You are all fucked |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | It doesnt matter how many petitions or hope you have |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | I will not leave until I rename this school maxim land |
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