| 00:00 - 00:03 | We tried to run up the middle. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We have tried to run around the end |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A few short passes here |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | That 1 time we tried the option right here |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | It didnt work for shit |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What about the flea flicker? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Have we tried the damn jumbo package? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Coach....... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | I have bad news |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Coach.. The Comeback kid will be calling all the plays from now on |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | They want me to take your play book! |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Any of you that cheered when Virg got voted into the Hall of Fame....leave now!! |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Take my Fucking Play book? Are you fucking nuts? |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I invented the damn Whishbone offense for Christs Sake! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | It fucking Works! Barry Switzer used it and I never heard him complain! |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | The Arrows dont need a damn kid calling the plays! |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We need the Fucking Wishbone! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | A friggin QB a fullback and two god damn running backs! |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fucking Simple Simon you dumb asses! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | It fooled the Corn Huskers.....It can fucking fool the Mitchell Kernels! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I might be too late to implement the Wishbone for the playoffs |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Too late? its never too late for the Wishbone!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We play the Warriors next week....they will never be fooled! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Fooled "smooled" my ass......the damn wishbone is so sneaky it even fools me sometimes you idiot! |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Hell....it is so damn simple! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | 3 backs in the back field......nobody will know who is going to get the damn ball! |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | We dont even tell the running backs who is gonna get the ball! |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | If we can fool our own running backs.... |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | We sure as hell can fool the fucking warriors! |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I want the wishbone in....and no more fucking passes! |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Run the fucking ball....... just run the fucking ball |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Ok...maybe a slant or two but thats it! |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | If I see one long bomb I will fucking explode |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Unless its a reception....touch down...or at worst a first down. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | But thats it! Im not even fucking joking |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Shit we havent even talked about defense yet...... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | take my playbook? Fools! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | The Sooners used my Wishbone to set the all time NCAA Rushing average |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Thats not a joke.....call switzer he tell you idiots! |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | The Arrows can ride the damn wishbone into history |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | You want hardware? The fucking Wishbone will deliver you fucking hardware! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok...there is Basketball coming up |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | They thought the I formation would be better....they are mere fools |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | The Third Running back was always the key....always! |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I want the half shirts to come back too |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | The Wishbone and the half shirts......unfucking stoppable... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Those half shirts use to bring fucking fear.... |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Now all we have are full length shirts and no fucking wishbone |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | West Coast my ass.... |
