00:00 - 00:03 | We will pick up the Pony Rustler by six and hit the road |
00:04 - 00:05 | The Autobahn will be busy |
00:05 - 00:07 | but we will announce an air raid to clear traffic |
00:08 - 00:12 | We can make it to Munich if we eat in the car |
00:12 - 00:15 | The Pony Rustler will go in the van so it doesn't get dirty |
00:17 - 00:19 | I will ride shotgun |
00:19 - 00:21 | but no one is to touch my bike with greasy hands |
00:24 - 00:26 | Furor... |
00:27 - 00:28 | The bike... |
00:31 - 00:33 | The bike has been delayed |
00:34 - 00:36 | There has been a production delay |
00:53 - 00:58 | This is not possible... all those that don't own a POC helmet leave the room |
01:13 - 01:15 | I was going to crush Mussolini in the loose stuff |
01:15 - 01:17 | He was going to be flailing on his 2.3s |
01:18 - 01:23 | I was to have my vengeance for his taunting |
01:25 - 01:28 | "Are you okay Adolph?" |
01:29 - 01:31 | Did Eva have something to do with this |
01:31 - 01:34 | She has been pissed since she was told there was no room in the van for her |
01:34 - 01:37 | I bought a new orange helmet and pack |
01:37 - 01:40 | With a matching flanel shirt |
01:40 - 01:42 | That will look cool with your Bronson |
01:42 - 01:46 | The trim is blue and yellow |
01:46 - 01:48 | We can paint it |
01:48 - 01:52 | No matter, he will crush me on the steep climbs |
01:53 - 01:54 | I need those big tires |
01:56 - 01:57 | I might as well ride my old single speed |
01:57 - 02:00 | I will be pushing the whole ride |
02:00 - 02:03 | Why even bring a bike |
02:04 - 02:08 | He will be waiting for me smirking |
02:08 - 02:13 | I must have a plus bike or the trip is off |
02:14 - 02:16 | And I don't want a hard tail |
02:17 - 02:21 | Or some Walmart brand |
02:27 - 02:29 | I want the Pony Rustler |
02:30 - 02:34 | That is the only bike for me |
02:34 - 02:36 | It speaks to my soul |
02:41 - 02:42 | I have had it with these lying bike shops |
02:43 - 02:47 | "No problem to have it by Christmas" |
02:48 - 02:53 | I've been talking smack for months |
02:54 - 02:56 | I'm pretty sure Eva canceled my order |
02:56 - 02:59 | She didn't want me to have another bike |
03:00 - 03:02 | Said I already had too many |
03:04 - 03:07 | His quiver is ridiculous |
03:14 - 03:16 | Can you get me an E bike? |
03:19 - 03:23 | Something quiet and discreet |
03:25 - 03:26 | I can not have that Italian beat me again |
03:31 - 03:33 | He is so full of himself with his steel Italian bike |
03:40 - 03:46 | And his tight plumb smugglers |
03:46 - 03:49 | While I ride aluminum |
03:53 - 03:56 | And wear baggies out of modesty |