00:00 - 00:03 | He lost yet another game. |
00:04 - 00:05 | He's not out of the Playoffs yet, |
00:05 - 00:07 | but he must start winning soon. |
00:08 - 00:12 | If he doesn't, he may be headed for the toilet bowl. |
00:12 - 00:15 | Something he assured us would not happen. |
00:17 - 00:19 | I'm not worried, he has 2 championships in 3 years, |
00:19 - 00:21 | his luck is incredible. |
00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
00:27 - 00:28 | Baker |
00:31 - 00:33 | Baker has no clue what he's doing. |
00:34 - 00:36 | His championships were flukes. Through and through. |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those of you who knew Baker sucked, please leave the room. |
01:13 - 01:15 | You goddamned Fucking Morons! |
01:15 - 01:17 | How much fucking money did we put on that piece of shit!!! |
01:18 - 01:23 | He told me he knew how to play! He laughed at others in the draft like he knew what he was doing! |
01:25 - 01:28 | Motherfucker doesn't know a damn thing. |
01:30 - 01:31 | Don't worry, he's not stattitstically eliminated yet. |
01:31 - 01:34 | For god sakes he lost to fucking Bryce!! |
01:34 - 01:37 | He doesn't know what the fuck he is doing!! |
01:37 - 01:40 | And he parades himself around as a fucking sports coach. |
01:40 - 01:42 | To be fair he does coach a men's basketball team. |
01:42 - 01:46 | It's a NAIA team. In the middle of fucking nowhere! |
01:46 - 01:48 | Sir, I've been there it's not that bad. |
01:48 - 01:52 | It's fucking Yankton, South Dakota! Yank is in the name! |
01:53 - 01:54 | It fits him perfectly. |
01:56 - 01:57 | He's spending all his time yanking when he should be |
01:57 - 02:00 | playing fantasy football to win me money. |
02:00 - 02:03 | Not fucking losing to the goddamned Moops! |
02:04 - 02:08 | The Moops don't even fucking exist!! |
02:08 - 02:13 | It's the fucking Moors!! The card had a fucking typo. |
02:14 - 02:16 | R and P are typed with different fucking hands. |
02:17 - 02:21 | Who the fuck creates that typo?!?! |
02:27 - 02:29 | It's clear that I've invested in the wrong person. |
02:30 - 02:34 | Even a moron can see that. |
02:34 - 02:36 | You idiots clouded my judgement. |
02:41 - 02:42 | What can possibly be next. |
02:43 - 02:47 | If he's flushed down the toilet bowl, I'll be ruined. |
02:48 - 02:53 | His father works for the fucking government! |
02:54 - 02:56 | Why doesn't he just declare his son winner in Westminister? |
02:56 - 02:59 | What the fuck is wrong with Colorado? Don't they know how government works? |
03:00 - 03:02 | Why the fuck didn't Peirce make it a fucking PPR league? |
03:04 - 03:07 | Baker still would've lost. |
03:14 - 03:16 | Who am I kidding? |
03:19 - 03:23 | It was dumb to think he had a chance, |
03:25 - 03:26 | the asshole is 1-5. |
03:31 - 03:33 | I hear he made a trade offer. |
03:40 - 03:46 | Maybe it was good, maybe he'll win out. |
03:46 - 03:49 | And make the playoffs. |
03:53 - 03:56 | Who am I kidding he sucks. |