| 00:00 - 00:03 | Right I've drawn up all the sides for the weekend |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | As you can see the teams are at full strength |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Being senior citizens week I've brough in some coffin dodgers |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | We got rid of the Youth and selected old Ayrian lookalikes. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | I've made calls, sent emails and made commitments. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What the fuck is this, Craig Vaughn for fuck sake |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Are you winding me up? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Well he's a moaning prick and well.... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Craig thinks he is, he is |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Craig thinks he is a legend |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | A living legend |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | A legend? Everyone out except the selectors |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | Are you lot taking the piss |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | He moans, groans, whinges and snipes |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | And you lot recognise him over youth? |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Get this shit sorted or you'll be playing with him in the Vets |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | Even the canteen women |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | I'm telling you now get this sorted or I'll send for Wes |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Fuck me he even supports Carlton |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | He's an all round loser, Carlton for Christ sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | There are a few blue baggers in this club |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Blue baggers? You're a ballbag |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | We're a bit short of players so we thought it right |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Short of players, we're short of ideas |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Craig for fuck sake |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Get this sorted and get it sorted quick |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | Another thing get those women to stop selling light beer |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | That should get rid of him and all his wimpy mates |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | What have we become, picking old bastards |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Get some direction in here and get your arses into gear |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Our logo is a Lion not a sheep |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Get me Burkey I hold him responsible for all this shit |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And get me these young guns playing this weekend |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | A bit of heart not these old fuckers like Vaughan |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I don't want this to happen again |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | So get back to the drawing board and start again |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Another thing I've also seen him dancing and that gives me the shits as well |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | It's fucking horrible, distressing and he upsets the women |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Who dances to YMCA? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | And he requests Bay City Rollers! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Next it will be Elton John requests |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | He doesn't mean you darling |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | So its come to this |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | My youth policy is in tatters |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | Do you want my resignation? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Give it to me straight |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Can't you see Vaughan's time is over? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | We need to get these so called legends sorted out |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Legends my arse |
