00:00 - 00:03 | On the 21st of October 2015 |
00:04 - 00:05 | we will have our modern history exam |
00:05 - 00:07 | It will commence here |
00:08 - 00:12 | I hope you have all studied well for this |
00:12 - 00:15 | as it is likely going to be an exam you can not wing |
00:19 - 00:21 | i will just wing it |
00:24 - 00:26 | My leader, |
00:27 - 00:28 | Modern |
00:31 - 00:33 | Modern is one of the most content heavy course |
00:34 - 00:36 | It is impossible to wing |
00:53 - 00:58 | Those who feel confident towards the exam... leave |
01:13 - 01:15 | What do you mean i can't wing it! |
01:15 - 01:17 | I am Adolf Hitler! |
01:18 - 01:23 | How dare you think I can't outwit the Board of Studies! |
01:25 - 01:28 | I have no time to study |
01:29 - 01:31 | It would be near impossible! |
01:31 - 01:34 | They must all be stupid thinking i have time to study! |
01:34 - 01:37 | I devoted all my time to studying English and other subjects |
01:37 - 01:40 | Yet they think I can learn all that content! |
01:40 - 01:42 | My leader we've had all year to study the content |
01:42 - 01:46 | All year?! Maybe you have but I have been fighting a war! |
01:46 - 01:48 | My leader, surely you've had time in between battles? |
01:48 - 01:52 | How dare you even say such a thing! |
01:53 - 01:54 | You may well work for BOSTES |
01:56 - 01:57 | You'd suit it well! |
01:57 - 02:00 | You have little to no intelligence |
02:00 - 02:03 | Perfect for people like you and Stalin! |
02:04 - 02:08 | You can devise all this content for all these subjects |
02:08 - 02:13 | And expect students to obtain a band 6 over all 4 topics? |
02:14 - 02:16 | I can't even get one in core |
02:17 - 02:21 | This exam is going to be hopeless as the war with Stalin |
02:27 - 02:29 | I think i have to come to terms with myself |
02:30 - 02:34 | Even my knowledge on Albert Speer will not suffice |
02:34 - 02:36 | The Dammed Board of Studies |
02:41 - 02:42 | Far out! |
02:43 - 02:47 | I will be the Rat of the Modern class obtaining band 3's! |
02:48 - 02:53 | I may as well not even show up to the dam exam |
02:54 - 02:56 | But I've come this far in the course |
02:56 - 02:59 | That i may as well swallow my pride and show up |
03:00 - 03:02 | Even though all you will beat me! |
03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok, i'm sure you'll do better than him |
03:14 - 03:16 | This is it. |
03:19 - 03:23 | I lost both the war and my Atar |
03:25 - 03:26 | What's the point |
03:31 - 03:33 | All hope is lost |
03:40 - 03:46 | But at least core has multiple choice and short answers |
03:46 - 03:49 | I'm bound to get at least one right |
03:53 - 03:56 | Goodbye life |