Hitler reacts to Justin Trudeaus
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Hitler reacts to Justin Trudeaus
| 00:00 - 00:03 | Mein Fuhrer, Harper has run a strong campaign on a platform of jobs, security and the economy. |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | But also wedge politics, deceit and intolerance. |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Polls have closed and the numbers in Atlantic Canada are... |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | Worrisome. There is a red tide rising out of the Atlantic. |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | The Conservatives have been shut out of Labrador and Newfoundland. |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | And the rest of the Maritimes? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | Harper will pick up seats in New Brunswick... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | my leader |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | New Brunswick has... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | New Brunswick has voted Liberal, along with Nova Scotia and Prince Edward Island, sir. |
| 00:34 - 00:37 | Trudeau has swept the Atlantic Provinces, and numbers from Quebec and Ontario indicate that he's poised to form the next government. |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who thought those "Just Not Ready" attack ads were a good idea, get out now. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | This is a travesty! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Pathetic! How could he let this happen? |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | He had NINE years to consolidate his iron grip on power. |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Nine years to subvert democracy. |
| 01:30 - 01:31 | At least Harper won his own seat. |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | And to lose to a Trudeau. A Trudeau!It's a disgrace! He had an incumbent majority with a huge war chest, |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | the progressive vote was split |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And there was Harper trotting out the Ford brothers in the closing days of the election. |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir, despite legal troubles the Fords remain very popular in the 905... |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Don't talk about the Ford brothers and the 905! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Mein Fuhrer, Harper still holds parts of Ontario, the Prairies...Alberta. |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Alberta? What about Edmonton Centre? Mill Woods? |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | He lost Edmonton Centre to the NDP! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | Oliver. Fantino. Alexander... |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | stupid Colandra, Valcourt, Agglukaq |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | They all lost. It's a god damned unmitigated disaster. |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And why? The Niqab? That red herring?? |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | What was Harper doing with that bush-league cash register |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | People had finally stopped talking about Mike Duffy. |
| 02:17 - 02:22 | He was poised for another term in office. He could have been a giant, another Stalin. |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Why don't you just give me a paper cut and pour lemon juice all over it... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | or better yet, just drive a stake right through my heart. |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Nail me to a cross and let the birds pick at my flesh. |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | damn Harper. |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | A damned Liberal majority government led by the son of Pierre Elliotte Trudeau! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I'll tell you why he lost... |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Contempt of Parliament, proroguing, |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | treating the opposition and the media with contempt, |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Eight deficits in a row! Appointing corrupt senators! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | It's ok. He doesn't mean the hockey team, dear. |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I suppose he'll step down as leader now. |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Maybe Peter McKay or John Baird can be convinced to re-enter politics. |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or Mulroney. |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Mr. Mulroney...endorsed Justin Trudeau, sir. |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | Then all is lost. Canadians have overwhelmingly rejected the negative politics of division and paranoid hyper partisanship espoused by the Harper regime. |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Not to mention the xenophobic racism, homophobia and misogyny. |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | This is all Patrick Brazeau's fault. |
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