| 00:00 - 00:03 | All the plans are set |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | Gilligans has been booked |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | flights have been organised |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The ambulance is already on stand-by for Nols |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | And we have it on good authority that the urinal cakes there are Fridge's favourite flavour |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Sounds great. Should be a huge send off for Giddo |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | With all the young ones, he'll lead the pack well |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sheeza |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Giddo |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Giddo had to pull out cause of work |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | He and Baloo send their apologies and have wished us well |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone who hasnt paid for the tinglets get out |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | We fucking needed Giddo |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | Who the hell is going to run this shit now?! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | CK can't run it now. He's too busy telling everyone how well he'd do if he wasnt in a relationship |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | Fucking Holden's the same |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | We thought we could live with out Balloo, but this? |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Stag telling everyone about his two's Coleman medals |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | Get fucked, you piece of piss grand final umpire |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Giddo snorts his own vomit for fuck sake |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But Sheeza, we still have Blitz and Waz to hold up the young ones |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | Get fucked Shep, you scrawny turd!!! |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sheeza, what about Rowdy? |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Jesus Christ Shep. The man was good in his day but he's been out for too long |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | Can he remember his last trip? |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | And his piece of shit brother, Boz |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | with his queefy haircut and his cheescakes-inspired body shape |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | Bloke will tear a hamstring going up to get a round!! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Then the only bloke angrier then that cock is Tupilano |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | Idiot won a flag and a b&f and still couldn't be stuffed smiling in a premiership photo |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | Take the pole out your arse you rigid c@#t |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | At least Miller's personality might bring the best out of him, too bad he drinks about as well as a ferret |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | And then there's Robbie Amarena |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Dickhead gets around himself more than Kieran O'Brien in his heyday |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | If he paid half his fines this year we'd all be going for free |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Just think |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | We've gone from Tommy and Plugger to Money and Gilmore. Fuck that |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Those blokes arent fit to hold their bags on the way up there |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Don't get me started on bloody Trent Dimasi |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Try to tell me he's not Nols' bitch |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I half expect to walk into the rooms seeing him laid out on a platter for him |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry Gibbo, we forgot about you two years ago |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I tried my best to plan a trip for you guys |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Took so fucking long that even more hair fell out |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | I didnt have that much to lose |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | Chen and Boss will only disappoint me |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | At least i can look forward to Gia pulling one of those 'long lost friends' out of his arse |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Dont know where he finds these hot birds from |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Hopefully Hunts can snag another asian bird |
