00:00 - 00:03 | We have had some more news about the rank and file minions |
00:04 - 00:05 | The news is not good |
00:05 - 00:07 | Home Secretary if I may? |
00:08 - 00:12 | We need to re-enforce the bunker here at Leatherhead |
00:12 - 00:15 | In case any of these plebs get any crazy ideas |
00:17 - 00:19 | What exactly are these peons saying? |
00:19 - 00:21 | I need to know now |
00:24 - 00:26 | Home Secretary |
00:27 - 00:28 | Ummmmmm |
00:31 - 00:33 | They are challenging the CARE scheme |
00:34 - 00:36 | They are saying it discriminates |
00:53 - 00:58 | Chairman,Vice Chairman, Secretary, Stay, the rest of you local reps get out. |
01:13 - 01:15 | What did we agree over this you morons? |
01:15 - 01:17 | I thought we had this sewn up? |
01:18 - 01:23 | You useless bunch of F***ing idiots! |
01:25 - 01:28 | What are you doing about this? |
01:29 - 01:31 | Have I not treated you well? |
01:31 - 01:34 | Do you know how much that sauvignon blanc costs? |
01:34 - 01:37 | Or those cases of F***ing Cuban cigars? |
01:37 - 01:40 | Let alone all that free travel and parties ! |
01:40 - 01:42 | Home Secretary we have tried everything |
01:42 - 01:46 | Shut the F*** up idiot! you couldn't organise coffee at Mc Donalds! |
01:46 - 01:48 | We have sent out emails telling them it will fail |
01:48 - 01:52 | Email? is that all you are good for you incompetent bellend! |
01:53 - 01:54 | I want action! |
01:56 - 01:57 | How the hell am I going to get my G4th Reich to take over? |
01:57 - 02:00 | If all you can do is send out F***ing email! |
02:00 - 02:03 | I have invested millions in the G4th solution |
02:04 - 02:08 | I even got away with totally F***ing up the Olympic Security |
02:08 - 02:13 | And getting the public to pay for it by cutting Police budgets |
02:14 - 02:16 | Now you tell me the best you can do is F***ing email! |
02:17 - 02:21 | If the rank and file get wind of this who do you think will be back to taking bleep tests |
02:27 - 02:29 | My husbands shares in Prudential will plummet |
02:30 - 02:34 | How the hell will I become Prime Minister if this doesn't work |
02:34 - 02:36 | When "just call me Dave" goes in 4 years |
02:41 - 02:42 | Police Federation.... |
02:43 - 02:47 | You wouldn't know what representation was if it hit you in the face with a cricket bat |
02:48 - 02:53 | I already told you if you don't stick with the game I will "reform" you |
02:54 - 02:56 | How long will you last on response duties |
02:56 - 02:59 | About two seconds with the amount of free food and wine you have been shovelling down |
03:00 - 03:02 | You better hope I get re-elected |
03:04 - 03:07 | it's ok, she's gone in 4 years |
03:14 - 03:16 | All the efforts I have made |
03:19 - 03:23 | The manipulated figures and bad publicity about Police |
03:25 - 03:26 | wasted time... |
03:31 - 03:33 | And the worst part about all of this... |
03:40 - 03:46 | The thing that concerns me and keeps me awake every single night |
03:46 - 03:49 | The very essence of all the efforts I have made for nothing |
03:53 - 03:56 | That my husband will now find out I used to be a man !! |