| 00:00 - 00:03 | Sir we got bad news |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We were surfing the net and found something |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | A channel was found with more subscribers then yours |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | we must get more fame then him the soon as possible |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and get more subscribers on youtube |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Its just one channel |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | not a big deal |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | The problem is.... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | The channel has more then 35 million subscribers |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | That is why were here... |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone that liked his videos and subscribed to him,leave the room. |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | WHY DID SO MANY PEOPLE SUBSCRIBED TO HIS CHANNEL |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I WANT TO KNOW WHERE HE LIVES |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | IMMA SHOOT HIS HEAD BY MY SELF |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | What is his name... |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I WANT TO KNOW HIS NAME! |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | WHERE HE LIVES AND SOMEONE LINK ME HIS CHANNEL |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | I GONA GET HIM DEAD AND STEAL HIS SUBSCRIBERS |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | BECAUSE HE GETS SO MUCH FREAKING MONEY! |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | Sir he lives in england and is called "PewDiePie" |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | JUST GET ME A CHOPPER TO ENGLAND |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | Sir,hes just 25 years old |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Did you said 25 years old,Im not allowing this to happen |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | WERE MAKING WAR |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | IM DONE WITH THESE GERMANS IM MAKING WAR WITH ENGLAND NOW |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | IMMA GET EVERYTHING FROM HIM |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | HIS HOUSE MONEY SUBSCRIBERS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | HES GONA BECOME A POOR DEAD MAN |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | HES NOT GOING TO JUST GET MORE MONEY THEN OBAMA |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | RIGHT AWAY LIKE THAT,ILL NOT ALLOW |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | SOMEONE MAKE MY CLOTH WERE GOING NOW |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Im done of youtube... |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | It just ins`t fair... |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | I dont want to hear anything more of this "Youtube" thing |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | Im done of him... |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | IM DONE OF EVERYONE WHO LEAVED THIS ROOM |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | I JUST WANTED TO HAVE A SIMPLE YOUTUBE CHANNEL |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | Then he appears with these subscribers and fame... |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | WHY IS THIS REAL LIFE |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | 35 MILLION FREAKIN SUBSCRIBERS |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Calm down,hes gona get a better youtube channel |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | I just dont understand... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Why so many people like him.... |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | 5 dollars monthly is all i wanted... |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | But he can get... More then 400k monthly... |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | What are you looking at? |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Did you subscribed to his channel either or something? |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Better you din`t.... |
