| 00:00 - 00:03 | My Fuhrer, we have received word that Damien "Weasel" Viney is getting married |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | He is planning on having a bucks party on the 11-13th December |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Here, In Hobart |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | The plan is to have a few drinks on the Friday night, nothing silly |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Maybe get a counter-attack at The Republic Bar. A few of the fellas have rented a house nearby. Looks pretty snazzy |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | That all sounds rather civilised but what is the plan |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | for Saturday? We can't just sit around all day pulling each others stalks |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | My fuhrer |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | Australia |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | Australia is playing the 3rd day of the Test that day against the West Indies. |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | The boys are going along |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Everyone not invited to Weasel's bucks please leave the room now |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | That weasely little prick stole my idea |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | I bloody love the cricket! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | That Chris Gayle is such a cool guy |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | And then there is little Davey Warner |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I bet everyone has a great time on the hill |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | watching Toad getting deep into the Toadzone |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | And pants will get his massive flute out |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | And everyone will laugh and laugh |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | I think you are over-reacting |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | He will! Panties can't help himself |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | My fuhrer, he has been banned. It's an Occupational Health and Safety issue! |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | Bullshit! Who is Weasel marrying anyway? I refuse to believe that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | there is a single human female on the planet that |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | would want to wake up next to the Blunt Crayon each morning |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | I mean, he calls himself "Sexy Jesus" and "The Viney Show" FFS |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | This giving yourself nicknames thing is preposterous! |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | And what makes him think that just because he makes cider he can |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | drive around 7310 in a vintage Postman Pat car? |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | And stop putting him in the Advocate each bloody week! |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | I just want to read Fred Basset in peace without seeing him smiling out at me |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | What is the plan for after the cricket? Let me guess! |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Another delicious meal of food? More grog? |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | A game of poker? |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | At least there are no good looking strippers in Hobart |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | Someone should get him a Fat-o-gram! Least he deserves |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | is getting her sweaty thighs in his face |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | And what is going to happen when Dicky has had a few drinks? |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | Remember when Viney punched him in the ear on Grand Final Day? |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | Poor little Dicky had done nothing wrong! |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Don't worry....Dicky said he couldn't come to the following year's Grand Final Day Party |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | It actually sounds like a nice little weekend |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | Getting all the fullas together, doesn't happen enough anymore |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | So I assume I'm invited too? |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I better get a haircut |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | It is starting to look ridiculous. Don't want people thinking it is a combover like Nicko Aird |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | Lovely fella that he is |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | Clear my schedule |
