| 00:01 - 00:07 | Welcome to the product announcement for the 2017 Chevrolet SS. |
| 00:08 - 00:13 | As has been speculated, Holden will cease operation in late 2016. |
| 00:14 - 00:18 | We will subsequently redesign the SS in our foreign factories here in Asia. |
| 00:19 - 00:20 | New engines will be introduced, including a potent 140HP 3 cylinder, |
| 00:21 - 00:23 | a turbo diesel with 90HP, and of course, a twin-gerbil "ECO" model. |
| 00:24 - 00:30 | Colors will include a new palette reflecting social shifts including: |
| 00:31 - 00:35 | "The Jungle is Disappearing Green," "Imperfect Burnt Sienna" and |
| 00:36 - 00:39 | "Some Like it REALLY Fu#$ing Hot Global Warming Orange." |
| 00:40 - 00:42 | We are also adding in an 8-track for that Vicarious_Lee guy. |
| 00:43 - 00:46 | A new tri-modal exhaust will also be featured, with modes for: |
| 00:46 - 00:49 | "Rice Burner," "Slow and Not-so-Furious," and "Comfort." |
| 00:49 - 00:52 | Finally, the EPA has certified the new SS and all will have the GGT. Suck it. |
