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CRS Sales Manager Meeting
The Sales Managers gather to discuss their results...

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00:00 - 00:03So great leader we are bringing all of CRS together to improve results
00:04 - 00:05They are coming from all regions
00:05 - 00:07Those in the South East in their BMW's
00:08 - 00:12From the South West on push Bikes
00:12 - 00:15and the Northern lot are thumbing a lift
00:17 - 00:19Ok, what are the results looking like?
00:19 - 00:21They are good I assume....
00:24 - 00:26Sir...
00:27 - 00:28its CCS...
00:31 - 00:33We haven't sold any at all
00:34 - 00:36and our life and GI are awful
00:53 - 00:58Danks and Jones and your crew leave now, BOLTON, BURNEY, COPELAND STAY here
01:13 - 01:15You FUCKING losers!
01:15 - 01:17your fucking new sales process is SHIT!
01:18 - 01:23BOLTON with your manual back of a fag packet process
01:25 - 01:28and Gay boy Copeland is in on this process too hey?
01:29 - 01:31its ok I don't think he is gay
01:31 - 01:34Fucking Burney with your Northern Accent that no one understands
01:34 - 01:37and as for you Bolton I can't see for your shiny head!
01:37 - 01:40Not one CCS this week you stupid twats
01:40 - 01:42But great sir we have tried really hard
01:42 - 01:46fucking hard? where we you looking copeland... up your arse?
01:46 - 01:48but sir I had 2 people off sick and an MC's cat died
01:48 - 01:52you stupid southern twat don't give me that
01:53 - 01:54dick heads!
01:56 - 01:57We are fucking better than this
01:57 - 02:00but no, you come in with these results
02:00 - 02:03and expect me to be happy - you TWATS
02:04 - 02:08I cannot believe that BOLTON has allowed you to start selling endowments again
02:08 - 02:13And Copeland is trying to get his team to flog pet insurance
02:14 - 02:16I'm up and down those fecking motorways and for what
02:17 - 02:21Bolton I can never find you for playing golf all the time
02:27 - 02:29Burney you need a kick up the arse
02:30 - 02:34Copeland I never see you break fucking sweat
02:34 - 02:36Its crap, WE ARE CRS!!
02:41 - 02:42I know CCS are shit!
02:43 - 02:47but we sell BuySmart and that is shit too for fucks sake!
02:48 - 02:53Peter Curren is going to torture me with electrodes
02:54 - 02:56but not before I electrocute you for failing me
02:56 - 02:59One fucking Countrywide my arse what about my bonus?!
03:00 - 03:02I promised my missus a new handbag now what?
03:04 - 03:07Its ok Copeland will still get you one
03:14 - 03:16Maybe Bolton is right...
03:19 - 03:23perhaps we should sell endowments again
03:25 - 03:26 or pimp Copeland off
03:31 - 03:33yes I think we shall
03:40 - 03:46I wanted to take over the world and make CRS the best
03:46 - 03:49and now what.... I'll be given Scotland
03:53 - 03:56fucking hell