| 00:00 - 00:03 | So great leader we are bringing all of CRS together to improve results |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | They are coming from all regions |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Those in the South East in their BMW's |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | From the South West on push Bikes |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | and the Northern lot are thumbing a lift |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | Ok, what are the results looking like? |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | They are good I assume.... |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir... |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | its CCS... |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | We haven't sold any at all |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | and our life and GI are awful |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | Danks and Jones and your crew leave now, BOLTON, BURNEY, COPELAND STAY here |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | You FUCKING losers! |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | your fucking new sales process is SHIT! |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | BOLTON with your manual back of a fag packet process |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | and Gay boy Copeland is in on this process too hey? |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | its ok I don't think he is gay |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | Fucking Burney with your Northern Accent that no one understands |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | and as for you Bolton I can't see for your shiny head! |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | Not one CCS this week you stupid twats |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | But great sir we have tried really hard |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | fucking hard? where we you looking copeland... up your arse? |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | but sir I had 2 people off sick and an MC's cat died |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | you stupid southern twat don't give me that |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | dick heads! |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | We are fucking better than this |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | but no, you come in with these results |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | and expect me to be happy - you TWATS |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | I cannot believe that BOLTON has allowed you to start selling endowments again |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | And Copeland is trying to get his team to flog pet insurance |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | I'm up and down those fecking motorways and for what |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | Bolton I can never find you for playing golf all the time |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Burney you need a kick up the arse |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | Copeland I never see you break fucking sweat |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | Its crap, WE ARE CRS!! |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | I know CCS are shit! |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | but we sell BuySmart and that is shit too for fucks sake! |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | Peter Curren is going to torture me with electrodes |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | but not before I electrocute you for failing me |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | One fucking Countrywide my arse what about my bonus?! |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | I promised my missus a new handbag now what? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | Its ok Copeland will still get you one |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | Maybe Bolton is right... |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | perhaps we should sell endowments again |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | or pimp Copeland off |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | yes I think we shall |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I wanted to take over the world and make CRS the best |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | and now what.... I'll be given Scotland |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | fucking hell |
