| 00:00 - 00:03 | There's rumours Smethurst has been making comments again |
| 00:04 - 00:05 | We've identified his location |
| 00:05 - 00:07 | Right here in Putney |
| 00:08 - 00:12 | He appears to have been slagging off Dulwich |
| 00:12 - 00:15 | Not just the place but the football club |
| 00:17 - 00:19 | What sort of things has he been saying |
| 00:19 - 00:21 | about the football club in particular? |
| 00:24 - 00:26 | Sir. He mentioned |
| 00:27 - 00:28 | penny farthings |
| 00:31 - 00:33 | said it was a joke |
| 00:34 - 00:36 | one fucking big circus |
| 00:53 - 00:58 | The non Dulwich supporters please leave the room |
| 01:13 - 01:15 | It's fucking outrageous |
| 01:15 - 01:17 | the silly little cunt |
| 01:18 - 01:23 | the sausage fingered bastard |
| 01:25 - 01:28 | he's a little fucking hobbit |
| 01:29 - 01:31 | I'm going to fucking chop his cock off |
| 01:31 - 01:34 | and serve it at Champion Hill as a bratwurst |
| 01:34 - 01:37 | that'll learn the little prick |
| 01:37 - 01:40 | not to slag off Dulwich Hamlet |
| 01:40 - 01:42 | They'll be able to tell it isnt a Bratwurst sir |
| 01:42 - 01:46 | It'll fit, it looks like a fucking sausage doesn't it |
| 01:46 - 01:48 | His is more like a mini chipolata sir |
| 01:48 - 01:52 | I couldn't give a flying fuck what it looks like |
| 01:53 - 01:54 | How dare he fucking slag Dulwich hamlut |
| 01:56 - 01:57 | This is the same Smethurst that wears little pretentious scarves |
| 01:57 - 02:00 | and little pasty shoes on his tiny hobbit feet |
| 02:00 - 02:03 | slagging off hipsters even though he had a beard himself |
| 02:04 - 02:08 | Dulwich hamlet are a good club |
| 02:08 - 02:13 | I enjoy their satirical banter and selection of cask ales |
| 02:14 - 02:16 | they even have their own Hamlet lager for fucks sake |
| 02:17 - 02:21 | not to mention the fucking football, they're third in the fucking league |
| 02:27 - 02:29 | Get me his head on a plate |
| 02:30 - 02:34 | why wouldn't he go to watch Dulwich |
| 02:34 - 02:36 | there's nothing better to do today |
| 02:41 - 02:42 | they can watch the spurs game first |
| 02:43 - 02:47 | it's Klopps first game in charge of Liverpool |
| 02:48 - 02:53 | it'll be an excellent premier league game |
| 02:54 - 02:56 | they even sell burgers there |
| 02:56 - 02:59 | they're pretty good burgers |
| 03:00 - 03:02 | What else is going to fucking do? |
| 03:04 - 03:07 | I think he's going to watch the rugby |
| 03:14 - 03:16 | He's watching the rugby isn't he? |
| 03:19 - 03:23 | the absolute egg chasing little |
| 03:25 - 03:26 | ball bag |
| 03:31 - 03:33 | I hate him |
| 03:40 - 03:46 | I hate him with every fibre of my body |
| 03:46 - 03:49 | with his pretentious little scarf |
| 03:53 - 03:56 | for fucks sake |
